Anton Greenberry

Tap and Hold, your time is done. Thanks. Any further posts and I will be depositing my device in Lake Ontario

I can't decide if I love or hate the fact that Misiorowski throws 105 and is the biggest fucking dork ever.

@SamMcDowell11 How are the odds a .200 hitter gets 12 consecutive hits calculated?

The way-too-simple math of Tyler Tolbert's 12 straight hits: The odds of a .200 hitter (his average before the streak) getting 12 consecutive hits: 1 in 244.1 million The odds of being struck by lightning *twice* in your lifetime: 1 in 234.1 million kansascity.com/sports/spt-col…

Is it gay to tell the chipotle worker you would fuck him after he didn’t charge you for double chicken?

Serious question: How different would the MLB stat leaderboards look this season if every team played every game at Yankee stadium? How would it change players careers stats? All time stats in the history of the MLB? Kinda crazy to think about. Surely someone's looked into this.

Qdoba may have shown up to the field this evening... Wow

There are 66 left-handed MLB hitters with at least 1,000 PA since the start of the 2024 season. Among them, Nolan Gorman ranks... #STLCards Last in K% (35%) Last in BA (.204) 60th in SLG (.373) 65th in wRC+ (85) 65th in fWAR (0.1)

@BKSportsTalk @jackbryan enough is enough bro

Great start to summer, have the morning after pain from wearing my retainer for the first time since Easter, and the rest of chipotle rewards points have expired. Gonna be a long 3 months.

@sticky_johnson @vaginabrown

If I see one more end of semester post with a throwback last pic I’m gonna lose it

Hello. New video coming in a few days. 1 hour 12 minutes, on a game/series I've never covered before.

Just left for spring break, missing anything?

🐐 Travis Kelce is the GOAT… and it’s not close. The debate is fun for TV. The numbers? Not debatable. Let’s start with what separates greatness from legend: longevity and sustained dominance. ⸻ 📊 Regular Season Production Kelce has played 192 games. Rob Gronkowski played 143. In that span: • 1,080 receptions vs 621 • 13,002 receiving yards vs 9,286 Even if you adjust for games played, Kelce still wins: • 5.63 catches per game vs 4.34 • 67.7 yards per game vs 64.9 And he does it more efficiently. 🎯 Catch Rate: Kelce — 71.6% Gronk — 64.6% More volume. More efficiency. For longer. ⸻ 🏆 When It Matters Most — Postseason This is where the gap becomes undeniable. Kelce in 25 playoff games: • 178 receptions • 2,078 yards • 20 TDs Gronk in 22 playoff games: • 98 receptions • 1,389 yards • 15 TDs Per game? • 7.12 catches vs 4.45 • 83.1 yards vs 63.1 • 🎯 80.5% catch rate vs 61.3% Kelce isn’t just good in January. He’s historically dominant. ⸻ 🧮 Career Totals (Regular Season + Playoffs) Kelce: 217 games | 1,258 catches | 15,080 yards Gronk: 165 games | 719 catches | 10,675 yards Per game: • Receptions — 5.80 vs 4.36 • Yards — 69.5 vs 64.7 • Targets — 7.97 vs 6.79 • Catch Rate — 72.8% vs 64.1% Every efficiency metric favors Kelce. ⸻ 💥 Big-Game & Explosive Output • 38 career 100-yard games (NFL record for a TE) • 12 games with 10+ catches (Gronk had 1) • 692 first downs vs 461 He’s not just productive — he moves the chains and takes over games. ⸻ 📈 Consistency & Peak Dominance • 12 straight seasons with 800+ yards • 7 consecutive All-Pro seasons • 11 Pro Bowls Gronk? 5 total 800-yard seasons. 4 All-Pros. 5 Pro Bowls. Longevity matters. Availability matters. Sustained excellence matters. Kelce owns all three. ⸻ 🏟️ The Super Bowl Resume • 9 playoff games with 100+ yards (NFL record) • 35 Super Bowl receptions vs 29 • 133 Super Bowl yards vs 87 The biggest stage only widens the gap. ⸻ Longevity. Consistency. Efficiency. Volume. Playoff dominance. Every category that defines greatness points to one name. Travis Kelce. It’s not disrespect to Gronk. It’s just reality. 🐐

“Sorry I missed your call. I was busy doing more important things”

Yes it is 10 AM. Yes I am listening to Adventure Of A Lifetime. Yes life is good.

Hope it's fucking worth it Clark #ChiefsToKansas #eldijihad

@BeaverBasher67 Is there a both option?

Striped overalls to football game son or “birthday queen” sash daughter

At Chipotle, had a free double protein on the app, and they're playing Space Cowboy... FLOW STATE!

Welcome back @sticky_johnson

You know the eternal boredom has set in when LinkedIn is the number two used app of the week. Help.