Tonynero

Why you come sit like say na you get the Keke?😂

8:45pm😇

If you are owing any of these loan apps, share a screenshot of it here. Someone might just pay it off for you.

Since 2018 wey my uncle talk “let me see what I can do” I no hear anything again, maybe he done blind make no no 🤔

@Dr_Pharouk Hanger😂

What’s this bone called 👀👀

Gbese is when you borrow from lapo

Yes, but not a baby dragon pls

I can see Bob Marley here

@Nccbella Fund it and stake your kidney

I have finally opened a sporty bet account. What next?

As how?

You need to wait small again

Bro to bro: Na yahoo you wan do forever?

You sound very angry o

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Some of us are not lazy. We're just unlucky in a system that rewards connections over competence.

You have been avoiding relationships for a while now, not because you are heartbroken, you are even a real lover but the state of the country has put you on survival mode that you don’t even think about relationship anymore. You know it cost money to gift, go on dates or do really nice things for your partner, so you have just been staying to yourself. On social media, people have been “jokingly” posting “Congratulations to me” after buying a wrap of Sharwama and yogurt and you’ll see comments like “I’ll buy Sharwama once and I will buy it right”. As funny as it sounds, it is just Nigerians finding humor in their suffering. Do you think it is normal? When last did you buy a box of Pizza? You’ll go out to buy food, but before you buy a piece of chicken drumstick, you’ll use your calculator to be sure you are not making financial mistakes. A lot of Nigerians will not be able to afford a car in their lifetime anymore because cars went from 3-5m to 15-30m in the space of two years. People work four jobs but can’t account for 500k-1M monthly. To rent a house in the trenches of Lagos, Abuja and PH, you’ll have to hold between 2-7m/annum. Where do you expect fresh graduates to see money to start life? People can’t even hangout with their friends or go on dates or even travel, either by air or road because of how expensive and insecure these things are. And some of you have the guts to come here to defend the progenies of these politicians and billionaires affiliated to them. People whose lifestyles are sponsored with the money that is supposed to make life a little easy for you. People who travel to other continents to eat lunch or take ice cream. You dare ask the reason for the hate train. A lot of you are irredeemable. Your opinions disgust me because you do not understand how things like this enable them to be comfortable treating you like garbage.

I swear 😇

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