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Liking a tweet before replying to it is like saying "be at ease traveler. i mean you no ratio", a kindness second only to sharing a pot of hot beans
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a hungry mouth
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a hungry mouth
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piping up with my little phrases and such. i own all these tweets and most of the other ones too // dev will make hair attitude
Katılım Mayıs 2010
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rightwingers cheering makes me not able to tell if they’re now pro-epstein or if their reading comprehension is in the gutter
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@barbarismcrit why even have a business if you want your life free of shoes, clocks, and pasteurization
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[Sopranos at the boba tea shop]
TONY: What the fuck. (turning around) Where the fuck are we now? I'm sick of these little computer pricks, can't even write a joke anymore! 'It's funny cuz Tony Soprano is there!' Fuck off!!
PAULIE: Take it easy, T. Have a sippa this booba.
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REPORTER: Do you have anything to say to your critics who accuse you of performing a coup?
ME: (unconsciously chewing off my entire bottom lip) ith norbal. i'n norgal
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not the first time someone's been in the oval office while also too high to comprehend their hands are part of their own body. not the last, either
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he looks geeked to the gills in still frames and the video is even worse
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@SxarletRed i actually prefer leaving all my food on the counter to having a roach infestation
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I bet this tweet goes hard as fuck for stupid people
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guy listening to his first Red Hot Chili Peppers song: huh, i guess California IS kind of fake, if you think about it. Keenly observed! Can't wait to hear the other, surely multitudinous insights these chaps bring to bear
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i'm tall enough that everyone taller than me has an immediate -100 to reputation score with my faction (Me)
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PRO THIEF: Parker, it's you! c'mere, man!
(PARKER chops him in the gut. he falls over and pukes)
OLD HEISTER: that's Parker. he's the best
ME: (watching Parker Kubrick-stare at the wall) didn't everyone die on like, the last five jobs he was in on?
OLD HEISTER: good old Parker
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intoxicated with glee and falling into the trap of living beyond my means (second packet of Pop Rocks)
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engaging in recreation activity commensurate with my disposable time & income (packet of Pop Rocks)
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the chemical name "hydrazine" comes from 'hydra,' meaning lethal monster, and 'zine,' meaning shoddily-assembled packet
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none of you are ready to talk about this!! the conversation is so far beyond you you might as well be a sessile photosynthesizing slime!!! it is a good movie
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trying to think of an appropriately rude and aggressive way to say "The Hudsucker Proxy is great" to post on twitter, the trivial opinions stated rudely and aggressively app
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i am interested in finding out how much of the first episode was lies, and i'm guessing a lot. that Macrodat video was real though. all the other innies are going to go "hell yeah" over expanded snack selections
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i like all the psychotic corpo-cult stuff as background radiation that the innies accept because they have zero frame of reference and the outies have personal interests in never knowing. now that the team is like "we gotta figure this out" ... eh. too early to tell though
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unsure about Severance s2. i know shows can't exactly take their time these days and new seasons are never guaranteed. but the shift from "check out this mystery box" to "oh boy, almost time to start opening this mystery box!" is not often encouraging
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@HannahPosted my god. babies' vibes are improving at an exponential rate... the baby of the future will enslave us all
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