Absolutely Hammered

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@PitchingNinja he carries the flame.

Blake Treinen, Cartoonish Sweepers. 😮

it does not seem impossible if you are a phillies fan.

@jaysonst Jhoan*

This seems impossible but ... Johan Duran just became the first Phillies reliever ever to save a game at home on Opening Day sports-reference.com/stathead/baseb…

@RobertWarburton ???

here comes the fucking GOAT.

@gerawaycar she knows.

@ah_pod Kaimary, he is a beautiful man

he is so fucking cool.

@emmcooper42 my king.

Cc: @ah_pod

He meant business, and business he brought.

honestly, Caleb Cotham needs the recognition Vic Fangio gets. I know they need a ring, but idk where this team is without him.

phillies jumbotron from the plane #ringthebell dubbbb

@ah_pod Can’t wait to smoke the Phillies

it's almost go time.

1-0.

hahahaha

@ah_pod Sued his parents Became elite

bring in Duran.

Justin Crawford grand slam and I will break my own leg.