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Mourinocchio nose the truth

@GuruNanakFC reserve player @RyanJarrett_ has two beers on the sideline before making an appearance in there latest friendly game. #pisshead

Zee Germans are hot twitter.com/iLGDaily/statu…

So glad the football seasons back. #MOTD #gurunanak

What the other side of the pic looks like

@James_Wise85 @SkySportsNewsHQ mmmm let's go Stoke away and see @shakira waka waka

WIN £5000 CASH IF SOUTHAMPTON SWANSEA SPURS DERBY IPSWICH & MIDDLESBROUGH ALL WIN TODAY 1 FOLLOWER WHO RTS, WINS £5000 CASH #Socceram

Whoopsie. The early bird lost his worm as as he fell back to sleep. #snoozebutton

Worm catching. #earlybird

* a throw in twitter.com/GuruNanakFC/st…

Hello Friday you absolute dream #weekend

Half way through. Give me that weekend

@JohnPaulRam32 West ham potential title contenders this season?

@RyanJarrett_ twitter.com/WOWFactsOfLife…

First pre season game tomorrow for @GuruNanakFC. @RyanJarrett_ is at 100/1 to move into the 2nd half of the pitch at anytime

£150 a month to rent an apartment in Cancun. Could spend the whole summer there seriously. Ridiculous

Norwegian ladies football team had some absolute worldies yesterday. Next stop, #oslo

@Arun_Suman16 need to send me that haha

@Derenibrahim wow lol twitter.com/SundayLeagueFC…