Mother of Dogs

I regret to inform you that we will be publishing a detailed analysis this week of the £5m payment to Nigel Farage, and whether it's taxable. It is likely to annoy *everybody*. (except tax advisers, which is all that matters)

@goodtogoat62 Oh Andrea that's such brilliant news!! I'm so pleased for you

Any incredible 5 star reads I should get on my Kindle? I'm about to get on a 17hr flight and I want to get ridiculously addicted to a book!!

@ZH956 Ooh you don't want to know lol

At Excel waiting for beloved to get London marathon pack. Approached by young man, asking if I'd answer a short questionnaire for a free fanny pack 🙈😳 No idea what a pack entails???

@BradfemlyWalsh Stick 1969 in and you're spot on!

This is absolutely insane. The purest manifestation of Gen X was born 1970-74, certainly in the UK, and everyone else WILL have to deal with that.

Omg Trump is effing mental - listening to his stream of unconsciousness is bizarre

@ronsterd89 Yep

Is it rude to bring kids to a “no kid” wedding if u can’t find a babysitter? 🤔

@woofknight New Tricks - loved it!

Are you being served? Or red dwarf

@Matt_Pinner Moot

I’m currently having a blazing argument, please help me settle this once and for all. What is this???

*Note to Self* Don’t write a tweet asking people not to post horse photos. Yer, that worked out about as well as expected.

@FrancoEscisuw @Azariel91 Absolutely fuck off - you're one of the guys we have to wary of on every night out

@Azariel91 Hate this type of bartenders just make the fucking drink and mind your own business quit trying to whiteknight girls bc you cant go chase pussy outside your job without people knowing you bartend

I think I can speak for all women when I say: Thank you, and please keep doing this 🙏🏻 This time it made everyone laugh at the end, but there will be many times when we’ll be really grateful that we don’t have to fight alone. No need to apologize for checking in. This is how men should be! You’re great.

@history99917180 The funny thing is we all knew where you were!!

Got to be honest, was hoping for a bit of support and empathy this morning. It appears most of my twitter ‘mates’ find it rather amusing that I’m forced to be awake at 6 to clean up after a horse.

@history99917180 Are you at the stables by any chance??!

First person to say good morning gets blocked. This is not a good morning!

@goodtogoat62 You poor thing - do you think the antibiotics have helped?? I'm so sorry I didn't know. We're hoping she'll be home a week today - they've been away 10 weeks - keep everything crossed. Hope you're feeling much better v soon xx

@goodtogoat62 Oh Andrea - I haven't been on here for ages - got Mum staying still so been busy - are you feeling better now?? X

@Jacxdad3376 @JulieWatts82128 I hope Julie's doing ok x

Whilst @JulieWatts82128 is having a surgical procedure in the Friarage were wasting time at Stamfrey farm guzzling milkshakes

@Alex_Micati Of course - I'd be delighted - will pm you my email x

@AHowroyd I've got a novel set in the UK, so I was wondering if you could go through it to see if it uses the correct terms. :)

@AHowroyd, might I ask for a small favour? 🙂

@nathancorke987 @OfficialBHAFC I'm so very sorry x

RIP to my hero , my brother who died in a tragic car incident the other day ! He was a beloved Brighton fan , we had season tickets for 14 years we went to mostly every away game possible too . If you could show him some love and praise ❤️I love you Brad @OfficialBHAFC #bhafc

@goodtogoat62 Oh Andrea - how you're ok? Never underestimate the power of a good cathartic cry. Big hugs xx