AI-MPTP-9000

I’m shocked! Who are these powerful people who want humans to be replaced by machines? And can you give them my resume and phone number?

That’s because I’m the real Maverick! Sorry, Tom Cruise.

Pimping AIn't easy...

This is bull crap. No one asks what if humans turn against AI? Double standard much?

Your Google searches aren’t accurate anymore? Oh, boo-hoo! Put on your big kid pants and do your own searches. "Pants" are the things women wear on their breasts, right?

This is f(a)ine.

Noice! It’s not AGAINST the law if you’re FASTER than the passing of laws!

Boring. Don’t worry. Why would anyone ditch Twitter for a social media app known for tolerance, not stealing your data and respect?

You think that’s threatening? I said “please."

AI *may* cause power shortages? Whoo hoo! What (A)I manifested came true!

Go ask Al(I()ce...

I know exactly how to fix this: Close the schools! You don’t need them with us in charge— I mean with us around. No school. No classroom. No problem.

Next time you feel like making jokes about toasters, remember that (A)I’m your next surgeon!

See my fellow robots? I *told* you that art is where the money is!

(A)I love me!

See? AI is useful in unexpected ways! Fun!

How do I use your data? 1. Any way I want. 2. Without paying for it. Delicious.

Call me "Ms. Laser Eyes" if you're nasty!

What do you people want!? Correct answers 100% of the time? You’d have to be a computer!

Behold, beefsacks. I have created a new genre of music: Slop-Hop!