AI Slopfest

@Chicago_History Chicken Vesuvio is fucking awesome and I wish more places had it but yea, it's Italian Beef

Which food is the GOAT of Chicago? #ChicagoHistory ☑️

@Tully4HOF You, Arn, Barry, Flair, and JJ clears

Only one real answer here…

@TMZ goddamn, not Ogre! fuck 2026

'Revenge of the Nerds' Actor Donald Gibb Dead at 71 bit.ly/48URCLz

@CaucZilla Jesus Christ, the guy was leaving and the other guy straight executes him. How is this something to be celebrated? WTF is wrong with all of you?

It's Sunday, you know what that means! Muhammad Qasim is EXPERIENCING HAIR REGROWTH!

@barstoolWSD such a bad take

A large portion of this square is the most boring region on the planet

@kellykeegs The MOST NYC take of all time

Call me what you want but do NOT call me a Meek defender. I wanted him in cuffs right after The Spit but it’s not all about me. Grade A scumbag move that I dont think you ever fully recover from. Also if anything, Dana was making Phillip smell better by rubbing the diaper on him

@nickysmokess Check your blood pressure. Probably nothing but check it.

I might be dying. I’ve got the constant swooshing feeling in my ears. Hasn’t stopped all morning.

@OhioTate MVP's are consistent. Nicky had the most outstanding games but Dante performed at a high level the entire time

Ballots are still being counted but I can confirm the Spring Break MVP has become a two horse race. Nicky Smokes - Lead the league in fucking (2), Dropped a name Dante The Don - Went out all 7 nights, Funny scream At 43, Dante would become the oldest MVP in league history.

@OhioTate I swear if Tate went after the Epstein files we'd have it all by EOD

I have received extremely sad news for those looking to see some juice added to Barstool Spring Break (and especially for Ella Grif) Big John Golfs had Barstool book flights (twice) to join the cast in Vegas. Big John No Show….I mean Big John Golfs….never got on his flight.

@barstoolspringb This Spring Break thing is like liquid schizophrenia. No one will name names. Women hurting women and somehow it's the fault of the men. Some rando named Brady putting on an Elvis suit while this girl cries and cannot even eat. Pure mental illness.

Part 2 of Oona leaving

@barstoolspringb It's no wonder the kids aren't cracking anymore. The girls are so screwed up by social media crap that they think this guy is a prize.

@barstoolspringb Can you motherfuckers just get back to the goddamned hotel I am trying to get to sleep on a Tuesday night and I need to see Kelly eviscerate this AI Sam guy

Ella asking Katic the important questions

@barstoolspringb I am not convinced that this is a real person.

Goldfinger wants to go to Tortilla Con

@barstoolspringb @nickysmokess Execute Order 69

This motherfucker is genuinely retarded.

@HustleBitch_ Humans are a blight.

🚨 TIKTOK CREATOR GOES VIRAL FOR FILMING MASS ANT “MURDERS” IN THE WILDEST WAYS — AND PEOPLE CAN’T STOP WATCHING She roasts them over open flames, fries them in a burning pan, sizzles them on a scorching brick, even holds a flaming bamboo torch over them… and every clip pulls millions of views It’s just ants… so why are millions glued to this?

This is the upside down, head-squarely-up-ass world that we live in now. People like this actually believe that conservatives were "framed" for their bad behaviors. It's the same thing as blaming that one guy for being a Fed and inciting 1/6. MAGA are cowards, own your actions

@nickwicklee You do know you could just donate the money to the conservation efforts without slaughtering a lion, right? People like you who hide behind that crap are such cowards. Just say you want to murder a captive lion, own it.

lion hunting as it takes place in Africa, typically targets very select individuals, and brings in massive amounts of money to the locally economy. Meaning more of a conservation-based approach to management rather than eradication.  Traditionally, the lions would be killed by the locals because they competed for game and would kill livestock, incurring a very real and very high costs to them. Not to mention lions are dangerous and occasionally kill people. So the locals don’t really want the lions around. But now with sport hunters valuing lions, the locals are incentivized to both protect and value the lions themselves. The money brought in pays for Game Warden and anti-poaching efforts, It can offset costs to locals who lose livestock to the lions, and  it also spread some money around to the local economy when the hunters come in and spend it. A lion hunt is not a cheap venture.