Jessica 🌻

@MrEmilyGDawn @Sassafrass_84 @ccanadian1965 But why should my taxes pay for special housing, just because this guy has a mental illness? If anything it should be paying for therapy, not special treatment.

@Sassafrass_84 @ccanadian1965 They should be in the men’s, but in segregated housing. Unless they’re rapists. Then put them in gen pop.

They'll get treated like the lady they pretend to be. Lol

@Sassafrass_84 I wonder how much they want to wear a skirt now. 🤷 Not so much fun now, is it?

@horrorguymick I always liked the opening scene of that movie with Pam Anderson and Jenny McCarthy.

scary movie 3 (2003)

@ArthShahverdyan That's a load of BS, she knew. If she hadn't known, she wouldn't have ducked out of the camera like that. Look at it this way, he could have lied. 🤷

By the time everyone forgets about them, here she comes with a new interview 😭

Without exposing where you work - What is something you say 10+ times a day?

@wynrosei Depends on where I'm going. 🤷 Ngl though, I have skirts that are shorter. Lol. 😆

The one the woman wants to wear. Weird question

“I’ll take things I never wanted to know for $400 Alex”

Is he right or wrong for this??

Chuck Norris pisses liberals off from beyond the grave. 😂

@alphafox This is who Ozempic is SUPPOSED to be for. Not anorexic Hollywood elites.

I hear Ozempic works wonders for this: 😭

When my husband was in Iraq, they had a bunch of celebrities come and have a meet and greet with them. Chuck Norris was one of them. They all got to shake his hand. They also had to come over the intercom and ask all the Marines to stop trying to death grip his hand. 🤣 RIP.

God knows.

@ksorbs People who are too lazy to put in the effort of bettering themselves. Instead of just losing some weight, them expect the world around them to change their language to protect their feelings. 😭😭😭

How is “obesity” a slur?! It’s literally the medical term

All my tweets actually have thousands of likes, you just can't see them. All the people are laughing and calling me funny, handsome, and smart in the replies, but you just can't see it. It's true I promise.

@TheProjectUnity @Antunes1 I completely agree, and I certainly don't think it's acceptable to be violent to random strangers... That being said, he surrounded himself with a bunch of young, drunk, women. What did he expect? A gift basket? 🤦

@Antunes1 Option 1: Do nothing, she learns nothing Option 2: Get angry, you look worse Option 3: Get too angry, do something worse Option 4: Calm removal, destroy legally later He took the best option. Everyone saying he over reacted doesn't get it. She tried to dominate, she failed.

Clavicular CALLED THE POLICE on a stupid girl who slapped him for no reason 👀😂

@DieselBABE20 Imagine going to bingo, and trading stories about your days at an EDM club. 😂

We used to go clubbing till 4 am Now we need flashlights to read menus😭

@achadosviraisof I have to wonder how many takes she took to get it right, though. It looks gorgeous if you can do it, but anytime I do it, I look like a cockatoo. 😆 That's why I stopped using them.

fala seriooooo, pq paramos de usar esse tipo de presilha? Fica tão LINDOOOOOO 🥹

Yup 😄🤣😭

Things that make ya go...

Not bragging😂