The Black Chuckie Finster

@Namastaywoke Some Guy: I just got a lap dance from Cassie. Stripper: *dramatic pause* Cassie died last week...

Any of these teams

Wembanyama and his team have discussed training to fall intentionally to avoid more serious, long-term injuries. By falling, he absorbs the impact differently, protecting his limbs and joints from taking the brunt of the collision, a technique that dates back to his time in Europe.

Gordon Ramsey once said, “this squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off”😂😂😂

Smart guy finally cracked the Turkish ice cream hack 😂

1 team passed on Harper 3 teams passed on Castle 10 teams passed on Vassell 12 teams passed on Bryant 28 teams passed on Keldon Kings had 8 years to give Fox a team Champagnie was undrafted Kornet was a free agent Kings didn't want Harrison Barnes

Still not over this 😭

He rigged all 7 swing States in Trumps favor just below recount level. Perfect heist and he told you he did it.

TO THE PERSON BEING ROASTED!! Not to the man who was murdered by the police.

VICTOR WEMBANYAMA IS ABSURD. 🤯 Dylan Harper couldn’t believe it.

Ain’t no jokes about Regina Hall. What you gone say?! 😂😂

Good because the entire team was doing little shit like that all game to try and get a reaction. Let them know, we ain’t playing like that tonight.

Michael Che was originally slated to perform at "The Roast of Kevin Hart," but he ended up pulling out due to scheduling difficulties with “SNL.” Now, Che is taking to social media to air some grievances about the event: “White guys and Black people joke different. Black guy roast like, ‘look at this n—- shoes!’ White roasts are like, ‘Slavery, math, slain teens, sex crimes, slurs, family secrets.’ White guys don’t give a f*ck about they shoes.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/m…

Angel is fucking hilarious bro 😭😭😭😭😭

All this for a streaming ass nigga 😭

The little girl from Hereditary after hitting that pole:

LMAOOOOOOOOO

Iced out sitting courtside while watching his biggest nemesis fall. Real hate deserves respect.

MEMPHIS WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER PROMOTING HERSELF TO “WALMART DISTRICT OPERATIONS SUPERVISOR” AND GIVING HERSELF FREE GROCERIES FOR 5 MONTHS MEMPHIS, TN — A Memphis woman was arrested Tuesday after allegedly spending the last five months walking into the Walmart on Germantown Parkway dressed like she owned the place and “approving” her own groceries down to prices usually reserved for yard sales and Shelby County school bake sales. Police say 34-year-old Tiffany Lamar pulled off the scheme with nothing more than confidence, a fake badge, and the kind of attitude usually only seen from HOA presidents and people who return half-eaten rotisserie chickens. According to investigators, Tiffany bought a blue Walmart vest off Facebook Marketplace for $7, laminated her own badge at the FedEx Office on Poplar, and labeled herself: “Tiffany — Regional Checkout Compliance Director” Which, according to Walmart corporate, is absolutely not a real position. But apparently nobody questioned it because she carried a clipboard and walked fast. Employees say Tiffany would arrive every Saturday around noon, storm through the front entrance yelling things like: “Corporate’s watching shrink numbers today!” before marching directly to self-checkout like she was preparing for battle. Police say her weekly “executive-level overrides” included: • 8 frozen Red Baron pizzas marked as “employee morale supplies” • A 55-inch TV discounted to $3.17 under “bird damage” • Two air fryers labeled “training equipment” • A family-size pack of ribs entered as “seasonal inventory loss” • Three candles marked “emotional support lighting” • A 24-pack of Dr Pepper rung up as “hydration reimbursement” Loss prevention officers said Tiffany became increasingly bold over time. “She started wearing a Bluetooth headset that wasn’t connected to anything,” said one employee. “She’d pause mid-transaction and say stuff like, ‘No, Doug, I don’t care what corporate says, Memphis runs different.’” Investigators say the scam finally unraveled after an actual store manager noticed Tiffany’s badge also listed her as: “Assistant Vice President of Frozen Meats.” Authorities detained her in the parking lot while she was loading 17 reusable bags into a dented Nissan Altima with a drive-out tag from 2022 and a bumper sticker that read: “Boss Babe Energy.” When questioned by police, Tiffany reportedly insisted she was “basically management spiritually” and claimed she was due for a raise. She now faces charges including theft, fraud, impersonating an employee, and whatever crime covers putting a rotisserie chicken under “research and development.” Meanwhile, Memphis residents online have already started calling her: “The CEO of Self Checkout.

A C-Class and Maybach are both Mercedes and they DO NOT have the same value 😭

I want them BOTH OUTTA HERE