Aoife Keane

@VickyWrites Congrats missus! My little guy just turned 5 weeks… the final days of pregnancy are the hardest! Good luck with the heat x

I didn't think it could get more uncomfortable than being heavily pregnant in Summer, but turns out it can, it absolutely can 😂 #sickkids

workers in europe: i will be taking the summer off because i need a little suntan workers in america: i will be using one of my 3 paid vacation days to undergo open heart surgery

@lordofthelast I know, literally a lifetime. Damn newborn and due date 🤦🏻‍♀️

@AKeane83 You've waited so long for this concert and now you can't go? Ironic.

2 pairs of Alanis Morissette tix still available for 21 June at 3Arena: 2x standing for €67 each and 2x vip standing for €148 each. DM if you’re interested #ticketfairy

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I couldn’t make the protest today but am fully behind the #MakeNMHOurs campaign. Sign the petition here to show your support too: my.uplift.ie/petitions/make…

@jenhoganjourno My bro @ConorJKeane is 6’5” and I think he’s had good luck w Zara for long, slim trousers. CJ, any other recommendations?

Trying to buy clothes for teenage boys is a nightmare. Has anyone any clue where I might manage to buy a pair of jeans today for a very slim 6'2, 15 year old??

@lordofthelast The writers starting place was relating ireland with leprechauns and cute sayings🤭 looking at the criticisms, they’re fairly privileged…one for the tech bros methinks

Fair criticisms or not?

@Bill_Linnane It was a go-to shooter when I was in uni in NYC ten million years ago in the early 2000s. If there was a shot called the Twin Towers, there’d be outrage state-side. Pretty offensive, and gross to drink too

Is the 'Irish Car Bomb' drink that big in the US? People were properly enraged about its existence on the radio today irishmirror.ie/news/irish-new…

@GerardBrady100 Even us poor ex-pats have to do it - a total pain every year to submit what is always a nil return cuz of double-taxation arrangements 🤷🏻‍♀️

The US system of making people spend hours and hours filling out their entire tax return is entirely unnecessary and stupid.

@AskAIB And the saga continues after waiting more than 2 weeks for a call back 🤷🏻‍♀️

@AskAIB Reader, I give up.

Wrestling with the impossible question: continue waiting for a human at @AskAIB to answer my call after being on hold for 2 hours or throw in the towel and risk having to do it all again tomorrow?

@irishwhisky1988 There’s a good luggage shop on South William St next to peters pub. I got a lovely carry-on and full size suitcase there about 8 years ago and they’re spot on 👍

Twitter people, HELP! Where do regular folk buy large suitcases and small cabin-size cases? I always used Debenhams but they're long gone in Dublin.

@dramofthemonth @AIBIreland I waited on hold with them for 3 hours one day last week and was promised a callback within 3-4 business days the week before. Still waiting…

After 40 minutes on hold with @AIBIreland I checked twitter to see how active their socials are. There's multiple comments claiming 1hr + calls waiting to be connected. I'm quitting my loses. Sort your shit out Aib I'm sure I wouldn't be waiting if it was to open/close an account

Standing and VIP seated tickets now gone. The remaining pair are VIP standing - made error in previous tweet. Shout if you’re interested

I’ve got tickets for the Alanis Morissette Jagged Little Pill 25th anniversary gig in 3 Arena on 21 June but can’t go. I’ve 3 pairs: standing for €67 each, or seated for €148 each, or vip seated for €178 each. Shout if you’re interested

@irishwhiskeybc @MichaelsCoDub We tried to get a table there for today about a month ago. Popular place! Heading to the Green Hen instead. Open Table app good for last minute tables. Or try Ukiyo, Pichet, 777, Pickle, Kinara Kitchen in Ranelagh. Good luck!

I often share this mind-blowing fact on #InternationalWomensDay, mostly for the benefit of those who don't understand the point of it.

@irish_goat @lordofthelast I second this - great topic to tackle for one of yer Tik Tok yokes

@lordofthelast Throw a smoking jacket on and summarise it in 1 minute.

Finally I can use my education to voice my opinion and be totally disregarded by john2475447 on the internet! #UkraineRussiaCrisis #UkraineConflict