King of Queens

Spent $250 at the tailor to take in the waist of 6 pair of jeans so I wouldn't have a back gap. Draggin this wagon is costing me immensely

Dont let up

@FemmeBoss Im calling you tomorrow! Don't make any decisions!

@AKsForDays Friend I am STRESSED. I need to catch up on thissss

Submitting my resignation today

@FemmeBoss GET TF OUT OF THERE. THIS IS A BLESSING!

I tried to quit and they offered me a 20k raise and the option to go fully remote. Fuckkkkkk- IDK yall 🥲

@francemothers Its good! Im on season 3. Takes a little bit to get into. I love when Anthony becomes a friend, its a time. As usual 😒

Decided to start “Designing Women” from the beginning —I felt like there was a corner of gay culture I was missing out on.

Getting a Korean scalp massage/cleanser after taking my braids out was the best idea I ever had in life

Since I negotiated a partnership fee with Kl*viyo, they be sending me to events like an industry plant...I see what's going on here..MAJOR DEDUCTIONS

At a networking event sitting in the corner pretending im sending an intense email so no one will talk to me. It's honestly a skill at this point

Heartbreak is so ghetto

Safe space or not...I be snuffin niggas, im sorry.

Made the coziest herb risotto with roasted butternut squash & mushrooms, toasted pumpkin seeds, goat cheese, and a drizzle of hot honey. Perfection 👌🏽

On my laptop at the bar during happy hour. I look like a douche bag and everyone hates me

Got bottom lashes for the first time. Im never going back, i fear. The new level of bad bitch I just unlocked 🤌🏽

Making a bag of popcorn in the office because I love attention

Im so tired of talkin about ecommerce 😩

Its so nostalgic when your tweets resurface 😂 Bring back Timehop!

I had so many activities planned for labor day weekend until depression kicked in the door, wavin the .44

Men think just because they not "afraid to cry" (and will cry often) in front of women means that they are vulnerable. You are actually unstable, babe.

9 Hvac tech visits, 4 super inspections, 3 building management reps come in looking dumb, 2 electricians (and a partridge in a pear tree) still no central air after monthsss 😫

My homeboy picked me up on some pip squeak shit and I IMMEDIATELY started rockin' him. Just because I lost weight don't mean im a little nigga. These hands still HEAVY