
@hayasaka_aryan Me stoned asf: pulled over for speeding 20+ over, cop dont gaf writes the ticket.
You drunk asf: pulled over for swerving into the yellow line just a little bit. Cop: "alright sir step out. We gotta do a field sobriety test."
Pov me: *speeding by* 🖕🖕pusssyyyyy
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