Marie Campos

Murder traps are getting tempting!

Toddlers, drunk people, people 75+ all act the same

There’s too many communication channels these days and I don’t get how anyone’s keeping up!!! Like sorry I didn’t respond to your email from 24 hours ago?! PLEASE DON’T TEXT ME, LEAVE ME VOICEMAILS, AND BUMP EMAILS ESP WHEN IT’S NOT EVEN URGENT! 😫

Ok so I love cottage cheese now

This apple vendor gave me an apple slice because “you look weak” SIR

I tell ya temperature goes above 70 for a few days and Minnesotans don’t know how to act smh

To avoid crowds, visit areas that are less crowded.

My favorite time to go to Costco is during the SuperBowl

HELP MY TWITTER ACCOUNT S AN ANNOYING TEENAGER #MyTwitterAnniversary

Today’s edition of - what happens when I try to eat a healthy snack Sorry I couldn’t save you pita

Was just bragging out how my immune system must be off the charts because I’m never sick and still haven’t gotten Covid AND THEN I get food poisoning 🙃 2023 really out here humbling me…

It took 5 winters, 2 ft of snow, and an overly confident parking attempt but it happened… My car got stuck 😫 S/O to the 2 gentleman that helped me get out and refused to take any money 🥲

Happy 2023!!! If you went to high school with me, first off sorry and second fill out this form docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

How random is it that I’ve been playing way too much 2048

Only in the Bay would you call a regular Lyft and get picked up by a driver in a Model Y who jokes about charging you $50 for manually closing the trunk

I thought yt meant YouTube bruh.

ATTN: FHS C/O 2013 we are old docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

Witnessing 11:11 on 11/11 has gotta be good luck right?! Featuring my fave “podcast” this year - Second Date Update

!!! I too will NEVER get rid of my cds

People will swear saying y’all is too cringe and country for them UNTIL ITS FALL