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what happened to the ladybug that was found in that man's colon?

he fell asleep collecting cats on Crimson Desert

@Devynadairxo @DeathMetalV Yeah, looking again you might be right

@ALTLVPXN @DeathMetalV I think maybe she's in-between because her shoulders aren't that far off from being proportionate with her hips? It's close!!

Your bloodline is weak if you can't handle a woman like that.

@throwawaytras @genzalternative Women supporting women, we love to see it 🙄

@genzalternative lol okay 👌🏻 it’s clear you’re exaggerating. Most ppl have buldging discs and have no symptoms. You look like you’re in your 20s? GTFO girl. Just say you want pain pills

its so funny how im still getting accused of faking by twitter doctors even though i have the labs, mris, ultrasounds, etc that prove all of this. most of these r comorbidities they go together. u guys r insane.

@BrowsandybobS @genzalternative Dumbest take of the day

@genzalternative Putting GERD and EOE is crazyyy. Girl just throw up like the rest of us and take Nexium when it gets bad. Some of these things don’t actually need a diagnosis.

@genzalternative I have hEDS and cEDS and yeah... my medical records are insanely large. People don't understand how one illness can cause many others

@sciencegirl Donkeys should carry no more than 0% and tourists can just walk. I say this as a disabled person too.

Tourists weighing over 220 pounds (100 kg) are no longer allowed to ride donkeys in Santorini under updated animal welfare rules. The decision follows concerns that the animals were being overburdened, especially on the island’s steep routes, including the 500+ steps leading to Fira. Experts recommend donkeys carry no more than roughly 20% of their body weight. New guidelines also require regular rest breaks, daily movement, and constant access to water. The changes came after pressure from animal welfare advocates highlighting overwork and heat exposure. Visitors can still reach the top by walking or using the cable car—offering alternatives while reducing strain on the animals.

@SkrungusDaisy @MageVivika @HurricaneHam If someone took a pic of my cat and shared him with the world i would be honoured. He's beautiful and should be shared

@MageVivika @HurricaneHam Im talking about the owners. He should have asked them for permission to take a photo of their cat

Would it be inappropriate if i stuck a little note in thier door saying how much i love seeing they tiny window baby?

@ejgallagherx No co2. Co2 is used for slaughter.

Can someone explain this to me how the fuck can we run out of this stuff when we literally produce this food ourselves. We have livestock & arable farms all over the UK, this is pathetic if this actually happens. All the shops need to do is buy directly from our own farmers.

@PolitlcsUK @thetimes

@thetimes There are also concerns about alcohol shortages during the World Cup this summer if CO2 supply falls and breweries struggle to cope Story: thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…

🚨 NEW: The UK is preparing for shortages of chicken, pork, salad and other groceries this summer if the war in Iran continues [@thetimes]

@TeamseshMerch @alphamotif I need those fucking gloves man. I need them. Like... I will die without them

CAPSULE WITH @ALPHAMOTIF RELEASES FRIDAY

@Devynadairxo @DeathMetalV She's more of a pear than an hourglass, but she's a gorgeous pear

@DeathMetalV They're jealous of this beautiful hourglass body cause theyre built like bricks.

@RomaGxng I had a 7 day ban, I got it back now :)

@ALTLVPXN What happened to it girl?

I miss my main acc :(

@Jess_inthewild Do NOT syringe anything into a birds mouth omg

Open mouth breathing = illness, respiratory distress. OP likely tried putting water in this fledgling bird’s gaping mouth & aspirated them, bc that’s what happens when you try to care for a bird w/ no knowledge or experience. When are we going to call this for what it is - abuse?

@nxn_nxnstxp @topz193 @Rammalonso_ me too

@topz193 @Rammalonso_ Ese number 15 puedo oírlo aún en mi cabeza

Ustedes se quejan del 6 7 pero nosotros en 2018 teníamos esto

@semetaryblunts The way my kid can recite the whole thing terrifies me

NUMBER 15

@saikenMD I had the video of that dye study on my phone for so long abd it would always show up if I wanted to upload something 😩 But yeah the dye thing basically proved it's pee. The skenes glands are not large enough to contain that much fluid

Alright, like 6 people sent me this today, so please take notes🗒️ "Female ejaculate" (or whatever you want to call it) is a thick whitish fluid that originates from the Skene's glands. These glands sit just under the bladder, beside the urethra, and are homologous to the male prostate. Chemical analysis of this fluid has been shown to have HIGH concentrations of PSA (prostate-specific antigen) and LOW concentrations of creatinine and uric acid (which you would normally see in urine). This fluid is secreted in small amounts, on the order of just a few mL during sexual stimulation. This is a separate substance from the normal vaginal lubrication and Bartholin gland secretions during arousal. This is also a completely separate substance from the whitish buildup that you will see coating the vagina and penis during sex, which is just an amalgamation of congealed versions of the above fluids just getting mushed together. "Squirting" is the act of expelling female ejaculate through the urethra, as well as larger amounts of diluted urine. This is what gives it its clear appearance and (obviously) where it gets its name from. This happens on the order of tens of mL, so the majority of what is expelled during squirting is dilute urine, and only a small fraction of that is female ejaculate. A study published in the International Journal of Urology in 2022 specifically investigated this (onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/ij…). The researchers inserted a catheter into five women in their 30's-50's and drained their bladders to empty. They then injected a small amount saline dyed blue back into the bladders, and provided sexual stimulation in order to achieve squirting. In all of the subjects, the fluid that was discharged was blue. Chemical analysis supports this too, with most of this fluid being composed of creatinine, urea, and other compounds you would expect to see from urine. tl;dr - Female ejaculate is a substance (3mL) made from the Skene's gland, akin to a female prostate. - Squirting = expelling this substance, mixed with a larger amount of dilute urine (10mL) through the urethra. - This is in contrast to how men ejaculate, where sperm, seminal fluid, and the resulting semen are all made in-house (the testicles, prostate, etc.) and are expelled through the urethra without any input from the bladder (preventing urine from entering the urethra during ejaculation is a function of the prostate).

@KozyKeyleth I was still in it when I had my kid at 19. Imagine me, my kid's dad, and my kid squished in together. Mad times.

i hated being the box room child of the family, i fear only UK moots will understand this

@maolesen I would do ANYTHING to STOP my kid getting sick, good lord these people are insane

In cases like this, the government should remove the kids from this home and the parents charged with child endangerment.

@AlexPowell6 @domdyer70 Two things can be bad simultaneously Alex. What did you do to help this donkey, or are you just flapping your fingers?

@domdyer70 Currently in Marrakech on holiday. This donkey can hardly stand, underfed, his back legs are stopped low and big with infection. But all you numpties complain about the best looked after horses in the country… I guess you’re a vegetarian too. Highly doubt that.

Gold Dancer died at Aintree on Friday. He was not the first. He will not be the last. The RSPCA confirmed he was the 42nd horse to die in UK racing in 2026. It is only April. Since the year 2000, 68 horses have died at Aintree alone. PETA responded by calling the Grand National Festival the Grand Massacre. Animal Aid said the words that landed hardest: Everyone who bought a ticket, placed a bet or watched the ITV coverage paid for this horse to die. The BHA pointed to a falling fatal injury rate of 0.22 percent in 2025. Animal welfare groups said that number still represents hundreds of horses dying every year for entertainment. Gold Dancer won £67,524. He was dead within minutes of crossing the line. The Grand National ran the following day.