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Fuck Donald Trump forever and always

HO-HO-HOLY COW. #ForTheLand | #GuardsBall

@BuschBeer Bring back apple you cowards

🍻⛰️ Who’s ready to Head For The Mountains this fall? ⛰️🍻 ​ Comment your guess on how many Busch Lights we loaded into this tent using #BuschHappyCamper #Contest and you could WIN this whole camping setup (plus beer money)!

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

@BuschBeer can ya stop pretending that peach was an acceptable replacement for apple and just bring it back already? Fall is here and I don’t have Busch apple and angry orchard sucks

@SlimReaperALC I miss you man

@ALXNDRSSl Shit makes me sad bro:( I saw Cody’s post today and my god can I relate

The music industry left me with a broken heart, but many good memories, but it’s hard not to be bitter about how it ended for me.

The people who ride on the idea of “fuck your hurt feelings” are having their feelings hurt. ☕️🐸❄️

I love seeing boomers post about people dying claiming it was from the vaccine and saying it’s genocide, but are completely silent about the actual genocide happening halfway across the world 🐸☕️

@SlimReaperALC Have you seen hereditary?

I’ll stand on the fact I think sinister is one of, if not the greatest horror movie made in our generation. Not even my favorite by any means but god was it the best original flick we’ve gotten

They’ll watch you drop fries and ask if you’re dropping fries. Just another FOH tactic designed to keep the line annoyed, stay woke kings.

@jayWade94 Bro you opened my world to all this new music and you’re a g for that 🤘🏻

@ALXNDROFAOR I remember listening to this album with you on the bus, that makes me emotional more than anything 😂

Swing life away came on my mix and boi am I emotional

@SOTSPodcast @TFP_tweets can we just take a moment to acknowledge how the energy in the room shifted when all he did was walk on stage?

No, homages are not allowed. I am to play Panama for everyone or I must be sacrificed by a crowd of twice-divorced 54 year old men. I don’t make the rules.

The dad in me has spawned. There’s a secret smoke dector in Erika’s apartment with a low battery and I WILL fucking find it

@ALXNDROFAOR LETS GOOOOOO

Erika just called me and said she bought me a7x tickets 🥹🥹🥹