Mara 🫒🍉

The Gisele Pelicot case is one of the times I truly believe the guillotine should make a reappearance in the french justice system because 20 years is not enough for her husband

BREAKING NEWS | The crescent moon has NOT been sighted in Saudi Arabia. Therefore, #EidAlFitr will be celebrated on Friday, 20th March 2026. May Allāh allow us to utilise the remaining moments of this blessed month to engage in that which pleases Him, may He accept our siyām, qiyām & a'māl and may He allow us to witness many more Ramadāns in good health. Āmīn

The only thing getting me through life rn is that man's sticky toffee pudding reviews on Tiktok

This cannot be the same brain that earned a bachelor’s degree.

BREAKING NEWS: Ramadan 1447/2026 Crescent has been SIGHTED Subsequently, tomorrow i.e Wednesday, 18 February 2026 will be the first day of Ramadan 1447 Ramadan Mubarak!

My toxic trait is that I get a little bit of money and then think it's okay to immediately book a holiday

Someone needs to come out with a new Christmas song because I'm hearing the same 6 on repeat no matter where I go

Some of my best friends are oomfs

You would have to physically threaten me to go outside rn in this kind of weather

@abzmanepriv Neurodivergence is an umbrella term for someone whose brain functions differently than normal. Asbergers is part of the autism spectrum.

It's taken 1 student of mine 40 min to read surah kawthar 😭

@iRealMadridTeam Respectfully, if you don't understand the difference between fact and fiction it's better not to comment on something you are clearly and wholly ignorant about.

@ALaMemi I'm just stating a fact. You're the one jumping to conclusions making all kinds of assumptions.

@abzmanepriv And I don't wanna burst yours but being neurodivergent is not due to wiswas 😬

@ALaMemi I don’t wanna burst his bubble but I think he may suffering from wiswas

@iRealMadridTeam Maybe focus on your akhlaq before lecturing anyone about teaching Qur’an. Gender doesn’t determine teaching ability. Your comment does, however, determine your maturity level.

@ALaMemi He would've memorized it by now under a male teacher

10 weeks in and I wanna kms

Yippie

-My knees and back hurt -It really is one thing after another -Laundry and dishes never end -We do have food at home - My whole day's ruined if no one defrosts the meat from the freezer

When adults used to say "You'll see someday". It's someday and I am seeing.

Why can't Teams be down instead?