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How long my perfect March Madness bracket lasted

@UNC_Basketball @WellsFargo Go home

Final. #CarolinaFamily | @WellsFargo

@lilydsmith Wisconsin and UNC screwed me. I had Wisconsin in the Sweet 16

march madness but it’s just me trying not to lose my mind

The four major food groups in Philly: Pretzels, hoagies, cheesesteaks, and water ice. Philly doesn’t just have food, it has institutions. There’s nowhere else in America that tastes like this city.

I like how @scheminx gets Twitter zoomies after dark and goes hard at it. Respect the grind.

@24tog I’m beating my friends. That’s what matters

How’s your bracket going?

@martinezjose09 @britttlifts And just to let you know- Illinois and Pennsylvania have the same literacy score big dog. Enjoy the evening and the Midwest winter

@ALgoooooTime @britttlifts The illiterate rate is through the roof, crack heads everywhere & every other female has bipolar disorder

Fuck the cowboys

@martinezjose09 @britttlifts I’ll grant you illiteracy sure, but the other two exist prevalently pretty much everywhere too. Welcome to the world

@reesedabeast215 @martinezjose09 @britttlifts Society Hill is great

@martinezjose09 @britttlifts I live n Philly and it’s fckn horrible here the row homes remind me of cell blocks

@martinezjose09 @britttlifts One of the most historic, impactful cities in the US with some of the best restaurants in the US and good transportation options? Bet.

@britttlifts Imagine having to wake up in Philly everyday

@britttlifts And if it’s inside 2 weeks to the event it should be maxed at 5%.

@britttlifts They should take any resales above 15% markup MAX offline. Shouldn’t even be allowed to be put up for sale. It’s bullshit

Evil as hell

@PickensBurgh @OldRowSports Every manager’s kind of nerdy and fits in with the team. They’re that guy or girl who’s not all that great at the sport itself but knows a fair bit and wants to be around the team

@ALgoooooTime @OldRowSports Because it was the nerdy geek dude being able to fit in with basketball players so people felt bad

THE “AURA KHAN” GIMMICK IS FINALLY OVER HALLELUJAH 🙏

@Jessdot_EXE Bullshit

My ex-employer is offering COBRA to maintain my health insurance for $1,100 a month. Yes, I LOVE having the opportunity to choose between paying for my health or not being homeless

When my boss is talking about “quarterly earnings”, but some 14 seed with an enrollment of 200 kids has a P5 powerhouse on the ropes only one tab over on my monitor

@HawkEmDownChris Snap Crackle Pop

Without googling, can you name a famous trio?

Statement from the University

@SilverDegen @scottsdalemint Weeh snawwww

📬 Mail Call 🔥Shoutout to @scottsdalemint for this colorful Alpha Strike Put you favorite Scottsdale Mint coins in the comments 👇

@Fly_EaglesBets @bigplay24slay @pick_six22 Stupid *to. Caught that way late

@Fly_EaglesBets @bigplay24slay @pick_six22 Im taking Asante. People keep saying that QBs were more willing to throw to Asante. That wouldn’t be the case if he had 3 times as many interceptions. You’d be stupid too. He was incredible at baiting QBs to seem like their receivers were open.

Now that Darius Slay has officially retired, it’s a fun debate: Who ranks higher all-time for the Eagles: Slay (@bigplay24slay) or Asante Samuel (@pick_six22) The case: Slay: • 5 seasons • 3× Pro Bowl • 9 INTs • 4 TDs • Super Bowl Ring • Locked down WR1s weekly, true CB1 presence Samuel: • 4 seasons • 3× Pro Bowl • 23 INTs • 6 TDs • Elite ball hawk, game-changing playmaker One was a shutdown corner. The other took the ball away at an elite rate. Who you got? 👀