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April, or "A lot of oranges"

@ALotOfOranges

Connecticut irredentist.

Connecticut, USA Katılım Ekim 2018
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April, or "A lot of oranges"
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How do gnome deniers explain the fact that multiple cultures independently developed stories of small humanoids in the woods who possess magical knowledge and enjoy gifts and trinkets?
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Drew Savicki@DrewSav·
You don't see women bursting out of cakes anymore
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Doll Tearsheet@Grey_Athena·
"Oh this scene of straight people doing petplay is making me realize this is kinda goofy and cringe" Yeah? All kink is basically improv and there's nothing more goofy and cringe than improv
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The luddites here on Alderaan don't like to admit it, but the power consumption of a single shot from the Death Star super lasers is miniscule compared to what goes into factory farming. So if you drink blue milk you have no right to complain.
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My guess is that I’m more pro-AI than most of my lib friends, but the AI people can’t whine about political backlash when their message so far has been “this is insane tech that could end the world, but if it doesn’t do that, it will at least take your job. Isn’t that cool??”
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Donald Trump needs to end this pointless war and focus on the main issue he promised to fix in the 2024 election: stopping Hannibal Lecter.
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Drew Savicki@DrewSav·
I love that Bigfoot's height ranges from 6-10 ft because those are very different heights.
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By touching the cursed gem, this person has banished the trans community to the plain of ruin for 1000 generations.
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Guy who works at a company trying to delop aerosolized rabies and release it into the atmosphere: "The normies aren't prepared for the profound effects that aerosolized rabies will have on society."
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Want to feel old? The premier of Skibidi Toilet was closer in time to the debut of the Among Us twerking gif than it is to the modern day.
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I lost it when the guy says "Animals? Running a farm? I've gotta see this" in the most stilted delivery I've heard in my life. This looks like absolute peak so-bad-it's-good cinema. I'm so hyped.
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

First trailer for Andy Serkis’ animated adaptation of ‘ANIMAL FARM’ Starring Seth Rogen, Gaten Matarazzo, Steve Buscemi, Glenn Close, Laverne Cox, Kieran Culkin, Woody Harrelson, Jim Parsons, Kathleen Turner and Iman Vellani. In theaters on May 1, 2026

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This is a genuine question: why does everyone on Election Twitter talk about Jasmine Crockett like she's Roy Moore? What did she do?
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