FP Jones. Parody.

"It's Sheriff Jones now, boy." 🐍 Sheriff FP Jones 🚓 Sheriff of Riverdale 🐍 Member of the Serpent 🚓 My ol lady is @SerpNReporter 🐍 Father of @Serps4Life @RadiantSerp 🚓 Cousin of @WoodsboroKillah 🐍 Part of @TellerTrager 🚓 Written by #BoneHead 🐍 #Riverdale #SOA 🚓 RT

"There's no flying in my life without you, Sabrina Spellman." ◾ Flipped account ◾ Harvey Kinkle ◾ Taken by @RadiantSpells ◾ Student at Baxter High ◾ Part of @WaywardSonsRP ◾ Written by #BoneHead ◾ #ChillingAdventuresOfSabrina #Riverdale ◾ RT

"I'm Cheryl Blossom AKA Cherry Bombshell, which means I need no reasons." 💄 Flipped account 👜 Cheryl Blossom 💳 Chanel #2 in @RuthlessRadiant's sorority 💄 Taken by @TrueStifmeister 👜 Part of @WaywardSonsRP's Horror SLs 💳 Written by #BoneHead 💄 #ScreamQueens #Riverdale 👜 RT

"I'm a mess, I'm a loser I'm a hater, I'm a user I'm a mess for your love..." 🎶Flipped account 🎤Cece Rexha 🎶Singer/songwriter 🎤Twin sis of @RadiantRexha 🎶Married to @SlimNRapGod 🎤Part of @WaywardSonsRP @WWEAttitudeHub and @TellerTrager 🎶Written by #BoneHead 🎤#Parody 🎶RT

"When I'm not with you I lose my mind Give me a sign Hit me baby one more time" 🎤 Flipped account 🎶 Britney Spears 💋 Queen of Pop 🎤 Married to @GtotheEZ 🎶 Part of @TellerTrager @WaywardSonsRP @WWEAttitudeHub 💋 Written by #BoneHead 🎤 #Parody #WWE #SPN #SOA 🎶 RT

"They call; I go. You know?" 🎧 Flipped account 🚘 Miles aka Baby 🎧 Married to @ZombieCocktails 🚘 Driver for Zombie Kill Squad with side gigs for SAMCRO 🎧 Part of @WaywardSonsRP and @TellerTrager 🚘 Written by #BoneHead 🎧 #BabyDriver #SOA #SPN 🚘 RT

"Bitches love bacon." ☠ NEW ACCOUNT 👙 Mattie Breaux 🥓 Bestie of @DuctTapeNJesus ☠ Part of @TellerTrager 👙 Written by #BoneHead 🥓 #Parody #SonsOfAnarchy #Riverdale 💋 RT

"Gimme my ol lady, my bike, and a computer then I'm good." ☠ NEW ACCOUNT 💻 Jimmy Cash ☠ Tech guy for SAMCRO 💻 Married to my sexy ol lady @DuctTapeNJesus ☠ Part of @TellerTrager 💻 Written by #BoneHead ☠ #SonsOfAnarchy #Riverdale 💻 RT

"Jesus Christ himself has blessed me with many gifts, one of them is knocking someone the fuck out!" 🔫NEW ACCOUNT 💪Paul Doyle 🔫Works for @MercWithHonor 💪Buds with @GainNGlory 🔫Married to @RadiantReaper 💪Part of @TellerTrager 🔫Written by #BoneHead 💪#PainNGain #SOA 🔫RT

"I dunno who is more crazy. My dad or my daughter." 💋 Flipped account 🚬 Sunny Lowman 💋 Former stripper 🚬 Taken by @GainNGlory 💋 Daughter of @GunsNTorture 🚬 Mother of @CrazedRadiant 💋 Part of @TellerTrager 🚬 Written by #BoneHead 💋 #PainNGain #SonsOfAnarchy 🚬 RT

"Because I've seen enough blood and death. I know what's coming." 🛡 Flipped account 🔫 Chief Ray Owens 🛡 Chief of Charming Police 🔫 My officers are @BoneHeadCop and @RadiantCop 🛡 Part of @TellerTrager 🔫 Written by #BoneHead 🛡 #SonsOfAnarchy #Riverdale 🔫 RT

"My ol lady, my bike, and the MC is all I need." ☠ New FC ☠ Colt Monroe ☠ Member of SAMCRO ☠ My ol lady is @LipstickBikes ☠ Part of @TellerTrager ☠ Written by #BoneHead ☠ #SonsOfAnarchy #Riverdale ☠ RT

"SAMCRO? Meh." NEW ACCOUNT 💰 Jackson "Jax Teller II 💸 Spoiled brat son of @PatchedGuns and @RedwoodyLegacy 💳 Part of @TellerTrager 💰 Written by #BoneHead 💸 #SonsOfAnarchy #Riverdale 💳 RT

"Tried to live life outside the MC, but SAMCRO's just in my blood." ☠ Kenny Winston ☠ NEW ACCOUNT ☠ Married to @PrincessOfSons ☠ Son of @LoyalOutlaw @OfAnarchySon and @RadiantSerp @ReapersPorn ☠ Part of @TellerTrager ☠ Written by #BoneHead ☠ #SOA #Riverdale ☠ RT

"I got this.." 💄 Flipped account 💋 Ellie Winston 💄 Owner of Redwoody 💋 Daughter of @LoyalOutlaw / @OfAnarchySon and @RadiantSerp / @ReapersPorn 💄 Sister of @PatchedRadiant 💋 Ol lady of @PatchedGuns 💄 Part of @TellerTrager 💋 Written by #BoneHead 💄 #SonsOfAnarchy 💋 RT

💋💋💋 Flipped account 💋💋💋 💄 Cyndi Teller 🔫 Hires talent at Redwoody 💄 Ol lady of @BoozeNBullets 🔫 Daughter of @GunsNReapers 💄 Sister of @GunsNSmoke / @PrinceOfSons, @WhiskeyNBikes, @OutlawsFlame 🔫 Part of @TellerTrager 💄 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #SOA #Riverdale 💄 RT

"Never mess with a Reaper's ol lady." ☠ Ima Tite ☠ Flipped acct ☠ RP Pimp @ me your requests ☠ Co-owner of Redwoody with @RadiantSerp ☠ Ol lady of @GunsNPimpin ☠ Mama of @LegacyOfSons ☠ Part of @TellerTrager ☠ Written by #BoneHead ☠ #RpPimp #SOA #Riverdale ☠ RT

"Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction" 💋Revamped account ☠Jade Shadows 🦇Wife of @AvengedBats 🤘Daughter of @MetalRadiant and @PainlessNJudas 🎸Producer of A7X 🏍Part of @TellerTrager ✏Written by #BoneHead 🔫#SOA 💋RT

"SAMBEL for life." 💋 Flipped account 🔧 Alannah Ashby 💋 Married to me ol man @BikesNAmmo 🔧 Mechanic for SAMBEL 💋 Part of @TellerTrager 🔧 Written by #BoneHead 💋 #SonsOfAnarchy #Riverdale 🔧 RT

"I was a horrible mother, but I wanna make up for it with my grandkids." 🚬 Flipped account 💉 Wendy Case 🚬 Biological mother of @PatchedGuns 💉 Part of @TellerTrager 🚬 Written by #BoneHead 💉 #SonsOfAnarchy #Riverdale 🚬 RT