Arctic Monkeys Fake News

“AM’s for kids. Tranquility Base Hotel + Casino’s for grown-ass men in heels.” —Alex Turner

Alex Turner defends Victoria Beckham for recent controversy surrounding her son’s wedding: “Me and Vic both live in London and she’s always nice to me when I bump into her. As a parent I know how difficult it can be to raise a child, especially if he is a bum.”

PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2025 will be announced tonight.

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Alex Turner reveals he's feeling "Extremely disappointed, yet remaining positive" after being left on earth during the Rapture.

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🚨| Alex Turner has reportedly put both of his fingers inside a Chinese finger trap and has been stuck for the past five hours.

🚨| According to an insider, Arctic Monkeys will be featured on Justin Bieber’s new album “SWAG II”.

Alex Turner of Arctic Monkeys when asked if he has an Apple Watch: "No I don't have one. In your phone, when you press the button or tap the screen, what comes out? The clock, right? So why."

📲 Alex Turner and James Corden in a recent photo!

Jamie Cook, lead guitarist of Arctic Monkeys, stated in an interview that the first time he listened to BlackPink, he thought they were from Sheffield. "People are saying BlackPink is in my area and i went around Sheffield a lot of time, noone knows any Jisoo"

A study has shown that Arctic Monkeys' song 'Cornerstone' reduced the number of mosquito bites among bugs exposed to the dubstep track

🚨 Arctic Monkeys website has started a countdown for tonight.

Taylor Swift and Alex Turner step out together in New York.

BREAKING🚨 Alex Turner unveils new tatoo. Says “it holds a really special meaning”

Alex Turner tells reporter that he had a dream about Matty Healy being a murderer: “When the people were looking for him — they’re cops maybe, I don’t know — he would turn into a piece of asparagus.”

BBC Radio 2 asks Alex Turner if he would ever go to Space: “Yes I built a hotel there"

Alex Turner is now the legal guardian of the Annabelle doll. He has purchased the Connecticut home and occult museum of paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren (Source: nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/mat…)

🚨 Alex Turner does not have Lyme Disease

🚨 Alex Turner of Arctic Monkeys is set to launch his own lineup of Labubus, nicknamed “Turbubu”, on August 8th. 🔥