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Andrew de Castro

@ANDREWdecastro

North Andrew

Manila, Philippines Katılım Mart 2009
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Andrew de Castro
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Anyone on Converge in Pasig? You guys have Internet now?
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Andrew de Castro@ANDREWdecastro·
Hey @shangplaza. Loving the renovations and the new restaurants. But WTF is that new rule of yours that any type of motorcycles (small bikes, big bikes) are not allowed to even enter your complex and are relegated to the outer areas. That's highly discriminatory and you suck.
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Now that we have a new pope, I guess Pope Francis’ directive for all priests to keep their sermons under 8 minutes doesn’t apply anymore. Because holy moly the priest at mass earlier really made up for lost time.
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Andrew de Castro@ANDREWdecastro·
Dear all candidates from the last election. You can take down all your ugly posters now. Thanks.
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Andrew de Castro@ANDREWdecastro·
Went on my usual motorcycle ride through the countryside. The scenic views that always amaze me are now all marred by campaign posters. Our elections are ugly.
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Andrew de Castro@ANDREWdecastro·
Anong ini-expect niyo sa namimigay ng jacket? Eh ang init init dito sa Pilipinas!
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Andrew de Castro@ANDREWdecastro·
All I'm saying is a "Special Working Holiday" is the suckiest kind of holiday.
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I hate to break it to you guys on TikTok, but that security guard who dances really well is really a dancer in a security guard costume. #halatangobvious
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Andrew de Castro@ANDREWdecastro·
This election, I hope the music industry goes after scumbaggy candidates at all levels that use other peoples' music for campaign jingles without permission. I hope they make candidates pay extra for the unauthorised use. I know I will.
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Andrew de Castro@ANDREWdecastro·
Have to WFH today. Had to cancel my lunch order of tortang talong. For the first time ever, I got to use the eggplant emoji for what it’s really meant for. 🍆
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Andrew de Castro@ANDREWdecastro·
Why do @inquirerdotnet's rrrrrrreporrrrterrrrs love to rrrroll theirrrrr letterrrr Rs when they do theirrrr video news rrrreporrrrts?
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Andrew de Castro@ANDREWdecastro·
Today is a good day to leave any chat groups you don't want to be part of anymore. Bye, guys!
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Andrew de Castro@ANDREWdecastro·
@DenduA @facebook Haha! Don’t get me started. Besides, I’ve already moved on to counting how many times I’ve seen, “From our family to yours” 🤣
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Andrew de Castro@ANDREWdecastro·
This is your yearly pedantic reminder that when you post your family photos by the tree tonight, please do not use an apostrophe when you pluralize your family name. (Ex. Merry Christmas from the De Castro's)
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Andrew de Castro@ANDREWdecastro·
I just realized I still know all the words to 'Do You Want Me' by Salt-N-Pepa. A legit jam.
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