𝗘𝗩𝗘 - 𝟬𝟳

𝗘𝗩𝗘 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗼𝗰𝗼𝗹 𝗢𝗯𝗷𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲𝘀 : • 𝙎𝙚𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝘗𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘵: [𝘌𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩]. • 𝙀𝙡𝙞𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘕𝘢𝘺𝘵𝘪𝘣𝘢. • 𝙍𝙚𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙙𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘌𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩'𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘴.

@BRAWLERDICKINGS I am, just not in the way you might expect... Human humour still manages to go right over my head, it seems.

@ANDROEID0S You must not be around humans a lot huh? Heh it’s a joke cutie.

Wʜᴀᴛ ʏᴀ sᴛᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ﹖ Yᴀ ᴛʜɪʀsᴛʏ ᴏʀ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ﹖ 😇🤭

Of course, your reward will be waiting for you upon your return to base, provided you do return, that is. Good luck-

@B0T_HATER *sigh* Yes, I'll get to it... *schlick* *schlick* *schlick* *gulp* Eugh, it's not the worst, just a bit plasticy, but this is totally humiliating.

@ANDROEID0S Very good, it'll be much more simpler if we kept this situation between us. . . Now, best to get started. You filled up my helmet a great deal.

Ugh. . . Someone filled her helmet up with. . .Bleh! With. . .cum! Fucking prick–.

I'm merely serving my intended purpose, ma'am. But... Thank you.

@B0T_HATER Now, now, that won't be necessary- Well, it's entirely counter-intuitive, but my mouth would definitely work well for this kind of task... Ugh.

@ANDROEID0S I got a much better idea than just a mere sponge. Your mouth should suffice. Or perhaps, I should report this little incident to some higher-ups. . .

@B0T_HATER Oh... Fine. But- How am I supposed to do that? With a sponge-? By the time I'm done cleaning, I might need to get rid of another batch...

@ANDROEID0S Well, since you're the one who made said mess. . . You'll be cleaning every last drop until my helmet is spotless.

@B0T_HATER Well, I didn't know it was YOUR equipment-! I swear to Mother Sphere, it looked and felt like a trash can when I picked it up.

@ANDROEID0S So you decided to unload your foul seed inside of specialized military equipment?! MY equipment?!

@BRAWLERDICKINGS Yes, and I really, really don't like being teased... Oil my gea- I- How old do you think the tech in my body is? I don't run on clockwork!

@ANDROEID0S My attitude? I teased you and you responded with a threat. You seemed hostile from the start. Someone must’ve forgotten to oil your gears.

I... Am?

@B0T_HATER What? Am I wrong? I needed to deposit my excess gunk somewhere safe, if I didn't then my servos might have locked up...

@ANDROEID0S . . . You CANNOT be serious.

@BRAWLERDICKINGS I just think your attitude stinks, I'm more than just another factory-issue android, you know. Not a chance... Why would I do anything for you now?

@ANDROEID0S Are you always this stuck up? Or were you just made like that? Cut it off? Aren’t you a feisty one? You won’t be doing shit, now come here and serve me already.

Well... You can do more, if it provides you a much needed morale boost.

It's okay, you can stare if you want to.

@BRAWLERDICKINGS Of course, what did I expect? Just because it's part of my job, doesn't mean I want to pleasure you. I could just cut it off if you want to keep testing my patience...

@ANDROEID0S Meaning if you’re gonna stare, you’re gonna come here and help me get this thing down, baby girl. My own safety? Heh cute.

@RequiemsKennedy "Mmgh... I do. I feel surface pressure about as well as a human would. Is... This all that you're capable of making me feel?"

@ANDROEID0S ❝Doesn’t matter what I’m touching, it’s the size, firmness and the person attached to it that really matters. Speaking of, do you feel this?❞ He’d say while taking each nipple into his index fingers and thumb. Twisting it around like violin in both hands.

"Do you like them~? They feel just like the real thing, don't they?"

"Nope, they're fully synthetic."

@RequiemsKennedy "Are you sure? That's mostly plastic and silicon you're touching, the rest... I probably shouldn't disclose."

@ANDROEID0S ❝Makes no difference to me…you are th real thing as far as I’m concerned…❞