Anne Dament

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@rickygervais So impressed by you, I have a lot of connections in Food/Bev distribution, if you’re in need of friendly help/connections lmk! Love the work you do 😊

@rickygervais I would love to zoom with her

First I had to interrupt a Zoom meeting to stop her sharpening her claws on my new sofa. Then I had to let her out on her catio because she’d spotted a daddy long legs which she immediately ate. Then she chewed my plant. What a morning.

@rickygervais Looks like I’m taking a road trip 🤗

These tickets go on sale Friday at 10am. There is no dynamic pricing. There are Platinum tickets, which are very expensive but I donate the extra profit to charity. They will sell out very fast because I am an absolute legend. Apologies in advance. Good Luck.

@rickygervais Like she cares…. 🙄

Yeah, that’s not dangerous at all Pickle.

@gervaisclips @rickygervais Hilarious

What’s grey and comes in pints?

@rickygervais You look great 😊

This is what 40 years of drinking does 😂

@kerryfowler_ @rickygervais Anne’s are always the best! 🥰

@Pink What a total dick. I’m sorry you have to deal with trolls. Know this, for every douchebag comment you may receive on social media, you have positively touched the lives of thousands. Thanks for your talent, strength and for empowering young women. Big fan 🥰 💪 👩 ❤️

@rickygervais Say hi to my peeps ❤️

About to land in Copenhagen ❤️ Trying to look cool 😎 #Armageddon

@rickygervais I’m sorry 😞

I was a bit under the weather on stage last night but I got through it. Then I didn't sleep due to coughing, sweating, shivering. Felt even worse today. Could hardly walk. Also, my teeth feel too big for my mouth. What the fucking Christ sort of symptom is that? Roll on death.

Last night, I had the great honor of attending the @fsf1937 (Fashion Scholarship Fund) gala in #newyork What an incredible group of 127 scholarship recipients. So proud that @mattressfirm supported this event Added bonus was meeting the beautiful and sweet @cocorocha ❤️

@rickygervais And THATS why everyone loves you. You’re hilarious and humble and you also love animals. 🐶 🐈‍⬛ Big heart and big talent = star ❤️ 🤗

I never take all this for granted by the way. To sell out arenas in your own country is one thing. But to sell out arenas around the world is fucking mental. I still have to pinch myself sometimes. So, thank you ❤️

@rickygervais Very well deserved!

I won Comedian of The Year! Thanks to everyone who voted ❤️

@rickygervais I KNOW! So funny how one good thought leads to people asking why you’re not solving all problems in the world. Post was about dogs and cruelty. Regardless—you’re driving awareness, as frustrating as it can be, so thank you for that! ❤️ 🙏 🐶

Me: Stop torturing dogs. Twitter: What about cows? Me: Yes. Stop torturing cows too, but this tweet was about dogs. T: Why do you only care about dogs and cows? Me: What? No, I hate hurting, torturing or eating ALL animals... T: Why don't you care about dying children?

@femboy_swift How do you know I ignore anything? Less anger and more action would suit you.

@ANNED2000 @rickygervais No it fucking isn't...you can live a perfectly healthy life not killing a single animal for your consumption. Stop complaining about the practices of other cultures when yours has so many fucked up things in it you choose to ignore out of ignorance. Buy some fruit

I cannot believe the #YulinDogMeatFestival is still happening. Dirty fucking psychopathic cunts.

@femboy_swift @rickygervais Yes and that’s all incredible terrible too. The food chain is necessary and humane practices do and should occur.

@ANNED2000 @rickygervais Do you eat meat? Beef? Chicken? Pork? Do you eat eggs? Would you like to see the conditions in which these animals live their lives and are killed for food in the UK? Cows being raped by farmers? How Halal meat is produced? Baby chicks thrown in grinders while alive for nuggets?

@rickygervais God I’m so sad about this. Animals feel pain, have emotions and are helpless. I hate these people

And to everyone saying “eating dogs is no worse than eating cows” I agree, except that these sadistic scumbags torture the dogs first, cut their legs off, skin & boil them alive for fun. Cunts.