ANNE LAMOTT

I just have to repost this. It might be my favorite thing ever. I think the little guy in the corner looks like the inside of our souls.

Dear Andy Beshear, I will give you everything I make this month if you will pay Mitch McConnell a visit in the hospital.

"Getting older means that without meaning to, you accidentally forgive almost everyone—almost." ~@ANNELAMOTT

The Heritage Foundation — the same think tank that wrote Project 2025 — just published a report arguing that competitive women's sports should be scaled back and replaced with "group fitness classes, dance, yoga, recreational intramurals, hiking clubs, and the like." Their stated reason? Fertility. They argue elite women's athletics make women less interested in having children. The masks are off. Watch: youtu.be/EmAvUDFSk4g

BREAKING: In a stunning announcement, Senator Lisa Murkowski just announced she will vote no on Donald Trump’s SAVE Act. This will likely kill Donald Trump’s last hopes of passing the bill. Let’s go.

In fairness, Tim had it coming.

I will be thinking of you, if you have any sober friends, call and let them in on this. They will know what to do. They will show you how to do it, and good places to hang out where other sober people may be hanging out. You just don't pick up today, and we figure out tmrw tmrw. Deal?

@ANNELAMOTT Starting today.

I just celebrated 40 years clean and sober. How did I do that? I didn’t drink one day at a time, with a lot of help, and I didn’t die. If you are sick and tired of being sick and tired, sick of the shame and panic and hangovers, the people here in the comments section will help you. I know them. It would be their pleasure.

“I naturally prefer the company of people who hold grudges, as long as they are not held against me.” ~@ANNELAMOTT

“You said the 2020 election was rigged by either Venezuela or China. When you called that fella in Georgia pleading for 11,780 votes, was that part of the rigging, or part of the 6-year investigation? Just one more thing, sir, who was president while all this rigging took place?”

One reason to care about state supreme courts: They are hugely important for abortion rights. In Kansas, Wyoming, Missouri, New Mexico, justices who ruled in favor of abortion access are up this year. Time to learn more—I covered all states: boltsmag.org/your-state-by-…

“You can change the world with a hot bath, if you sink into it from a place of knowing that you are worth profound care, even when you’re dirty and rattled. Who knew?” ~@ANNELAMOTT

I’m so confused? Trump was president and yet all this happened on his watch, and he was clueless and unable to do anything about it! Sounds like we need to elect more Democrats!

damn, who was the president when China punked us like this?

Statement from Annie Farmer on meeting with Todd Blanche: "After meeting with Todd Blanche, I feel even more confident in urging senators to vote against his confirmation as the United States' Attorney General. "I found him abrasive, condescending, and intentionally noncommittal to survivors — a marked contrast to his public testimony during his confirmation hearing. "While quick to point to the failures of previous administrations, he refused to take accountability for mistakes made under his own leadership. Specifically, he would not commit to an inquiry into why my sister Maria Farmer's 1996 report went uninvestigated; he refused to release documents related to internal discussions about charging Epstein that would provide important clarification about previous errors, and his explanations for his nine-hour interview with Ghislaine Maxwell and her subsequent transfer to a less secure facility were wholly dissatisfactory and contrived. "His evasiveness felt like a deliberate attempt to claim the Attorney General's office is powerless in this matter. By passing the buck once again, he is leaving survivors trapped in the same endless loop of searching for answers and receiving none."

It's a low bar these days, to be sure. But Tuberville doesn't sound like someone who coached football. He sounds like someone who played it without a helmet.

Talarico: "When I first heard this low T thing, I had to look it up. Guys my age aren't really worried about that kind of thing."

“You have to be grateful whenever you get to someplace safe and okay, even if it turns out it wasn’t quite where you were heading.” ~@ANNELAMOTT

Sen. @Ossoff: Who won the 2020 election? DNI nominee Jay Clayton: I'm not going to do this with you Ossoff: This is a job interview. You have an obligation to be honest with the committee. Clayton: I'm not gonna get into that with you Ossoff: You refuse to answer a basic question about who won a presidential election, but you ask to lead America's intelligence community. Isn't it humiliating to be unable to answer this question? To have to indulge the president's delusions?

Can you chip in for this teacher who needs to stock her classroom? #clearthelist

“It isn’t a crime to party with Mr Epstein.”