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when all of your coworkers having a bad day but you’re just a chill guy who has a date after the shift

Me checking my profit ever since I invested in Tiffany stock on Survivor 46 #Survivor50

Rizo finding a 4’11 Latina who’s never been voted out to be his number one 2 weeks after leaving his last 4’11 Latina who was never voted out #Survivor50

Love niggas in Paris so bad that I be adding nigga in there just cause

He look like he stuff her wig down his throat

the hunger games movie has officially outlived prim

I don’t believe in Helen Keller and you want me to believe a cornhole champion without arms was driving a Tesla and shot someone?

michael jackson’s funeral was on my 11th birthday and my parents were so distraught, they almost forgot to take me to the water park and my dad got hurt on the first slide and by the time we got out of medical it started raining and i just fell to my knees and started crying and swore i would hate him forever but in the car ride home i heard human nature and forgave him instantly

Noticing a typo after you clicked send

I still believe this was their peak scene

“abs aren’t sexy on women” and then posts literally a picture of the most stunning woman on earth.

coco in 3

this edit omg

Combo meal and it’s $13.99…we in hell

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MICHAEL B JORDAN FROM THE WIRE TO OSCAR WINNING ACTOR TALK NICE ABOUT MY DAWG

so if Amy Madigan won an Oscar where’s Lupita’s for NOPE?

IDC THAT ITS ALMOST 10:30PM IM FINNA THROW SUM ON THE GRILL