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3 lessons farming taught me about life. Preparation beats talent. You can have the best seeds, but poor soil = poor yield. Prepare your mind daily.

@Abiola_SwitchE Na u no deh get am clear.

@AOBlevelz Shey I lie ni

Girls stop moaning out loud when having sex, it’s annoying fr cause we know you are just faking it.

@BigSammy940 Good...na from bro to bro. 😹

@AOBlevelz Never😂😂

Abeg I’m not at home. Small celibacy journey wey I start yesterday you wan come spoil am.

This weather na to deh drink ogogoro o 😂 No do mistake give woman belle.

@JumokeAyoola1 I tell you

@AOBlevelz He no rate am😭😭

This guy na fuuuu😭😭😭

@Raydrumer As it should be

Abeg people wey Elon and Nikita go pay this night make una try do giveaway o. Make the funds go round 🙏🙏🤣🤣🤣😭

@AdageorgeA Omor, this one loud o How their women they cope when they on P?

As I read this ... I just dey laugh Since I left Nigeria, one of the things I've learned about Oyibo people is that they bath once every 2 weeks. YES! It is absolutely true. Those that can go longer than 2 weeks will. I don't know why they are like this, but this is how they live normally. For me, it becomes a problem only when I am dating one of them. One of my rules, which is a non-negotiable one, is that my man must shower every day. I don't care if his skin is allergic to water 💦 or if he breaks out in hives when water touches his skin directly, he must shower daily. There is absolutely no room for compromise 🙅🏽‍♀️

@EgbunaAmy I go lie for you?

@AOBlevelz Really?

It may sound strange but we have not seen sunlight in over two weeks now

@aynigeria_ Sincerely, it's good to be appreciated.

Men don’t hear this enough!

Who go gree make I deh chop am abeg.

Hungry princess, leave who get benz make you no go kpai for front seat. Date a giver

@Bukasonlimited E reach to ask

Why is Elon pausing people ?

@SportyStacey7 The soup itself is food....give me that I'm okay.

U can eat the soup 2 or 3 times. A wrap of the swallow is okay.

@BigSammy940 Yeah, that one deh.

@AOBlevelz That’s good sha, but still bad in another aspect 😂

How can you look me and just assume that I’m not broke, if you know the kind suffer I dey suffer ehn💔

@cugorji1 Oh! Marry once and right. Sending handshake for here.

@AOBlevelz See woman ke, I wan go marry.

Do I have any mutual in Uyo? I'll be coming to Ndiya Next month.

@EmmanuelJo74380 @grok For paper work brrrrr The love still between......"bond"

2face and Annie is vibing in club keh, I thought they're have already divorce! 🤔🤷‍♂️ @grok what's your thoughts on this?

@EmmanuelJo74380 U Sabi

This pattern wey X bring come wey be say if you repost person tweet the person like and comments no go disturb you e sharp o, I'm active to repost as well much now, who's active, follow me up let's engage!!!