I Promise to be Less Vulgar This Time Around

@EBischoff That’s a drug in its own form. It makes people delusional.

Christ

@Browns One good draft in 6 years and responsible for the worst trade in sports history. Embarrassing.

wishing the happiest of birthdays to our fearless leader, AB!

When I reap vs when I sow

Many of my American friends live (I think) in a world that no longer exists. They think that if Trump loses the control of Congress in November, it will change things. But they are in a wrong world. It matters almost not at all to him. He does not care about Republicans nor anybody else, but him. He will rule by Executive Decree. My friends are like people who thought the 1917 Constituent Assembly election in Russia will change things. Or the March 1933 elections in Germany. No; the political system has moved. You stayed back.

Getting a 4K player and an OLED really opens your eyes to how streaming services just completely butcher movies with compression lol

Trump can't read so he gets his briefings on video. Hegseth won't read because it's not manly. Rubio denies being able to read, to fit in. Pam Bondi fears reading because it's usually a subpoena

Quasi 80 anni, un conto in banca sufficiente a mantenere le prossime 5 generazioni, potrebbe fregarsene di tutto e tutti. Eppure è lì, con la chitarra a tracolla, a far sentire la sua voce contro le ingiustizie. Bruce non delude mai. MAI

We are Finding Out. "The Colorado River can no longer support a water-intensive livestock industry. To get through 2026, in my opinion, the region must now prioritize crops for human consumption over animal feed. The American food system is quietly edging towards catastrophe."

Springsteen: Well, this past winter federal troops brought death and terror to the streets of Minneapolis. They picked the wrong city. Your strength and your commitment told us that this is still America. And this reactionary nightmare and these invasions of American cities will not stand.

Erika Kirk should just forgive Druski like she did her husband's killer.

The reason people have learned no real lessons from the disaster of the Iraq War is simple: no one — outside of Iraqis, people in the region, U.S. service members, allied forces, and their families — paid a price for the horrific decisions that were made. The people who got us into this mess went on to make fortunes and live very comfortable lives.

@NickWilsonSays It would have saved the A’s. It’s mainly for political points but Bernie Sanders is attached to it because he grew up a Brooklyn Dodgers fan.

1) What city can afford to buy a pro sports team AND fund it? 2) Why is this a congressional issue? 3) Why now?

I'm so sick of him. I'm sick of people pretending he's not an idiot. I'm sick of his lies and his disgusting amorality. I'm sick of his face, his voice, his smirk. I'm sick of his inability to say even one thing remotely kind or humble or appropriate ever. I'm just so sick of him

@ScottSteiner Give me a follow Poppa Pump!

More freaks getting that Big Poppa Pump follow today.

@TimothyS He literally ended the video saying peace over war, dumb ass.

What about the war that's raging? Is he going to "fight back" against Trump's war too?

@the_real_coach 🖐️

Who wants their own nickname?

@ShaunMorash Dane Cook

Is Bert Kreischer the least funny successful comic of all time?

@Pchopz_ Do I need to create a reel of all the things Cowherd has been wrong about? 😂

Think about this every few months....

@TheBobHolly You’re not the real Bob Holly so shut the fuck up.