Muhammed Olówónjoyin

I died. Na this thread gangan I see Like what is he waffling on about What tf is he even talking about Like huh???

If you want to be the President of Nigeria, wear a cap.

It’s baffles me that people prefer to sleep with strangers instead of their friends tbh.

Stop using "please find attached" in your emails.

Without naming the show, tell me a line that fans of it will instantly recognize

In the 7 years I spent in university, we saw only one case of Typhoid and sadly the patient didn’t make it. If you see real typhoid, you’ll know it’s not child’s play. Leave widal test alone, you have never had typhoid in your life, never!

Tired of the droves of comments and quotes on that post so I’ll take it down to sanitize my TL. For some reason it’s everywhere and it’s a headache waltzing through the genuinely grounded and the spectacularly sordid reactions. To each his own.