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I need 100,000 signatures to win a parliamentary debate about the ownership of the water industry. Do your thing internet. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7626…

Contestants on Fighting Talk get a tougher grilling than Rick Edwards has given Farage here on @bbc5live #BBC5Live . Free run to spout his usual rhetoric and falsehoods. Pathetic.

@modernheroestv @LeeMWickstead @Kwik_Fit I went in to get a tyre done and was quoted £50 more as a walk in customer as could be done through booking online, so went online to book and came back next day and saved £50. They had availability for my walk in too. Make sense of that

@LeeMWickstead @Kwik_Fit I’ve noticed an uptick in this with all of the “fast fit” type places. Booking for a specific time yet it’s just a “drop off at” time, no expectation they’ll actually do the work then. Crap.

The ballache of needing new tyres so I planned ahead to save me time. However, what’s the point of booking an appointment online with @Kwik_Fit only to be told on arrival that it’ll be “at least an hour” before they can see me ? Drive away happy says the advertising !!!!

I’m no fan of Zack Polanski or the Green Party but he was right. It was almost as if Nigel Farage himself conducted that interview on @GMB #GMB

A Farce in Four Acts: 1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year. 2. Except this one. 3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby. 4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!” It hardly gets any dumber than this.

This is how you know the ‘fist pump’ assassination attempt was a stunt. He’s absolutely terrified when he thinks it’s real.

@mattletiss7 @grok Seek help you fucking nut job. Maybe stay off the gummies for a bit.

@grok Why didn’t you just answer my question instead of assuming a certain framing. That leads me to assume you’ve been programmed to do that I’m afraid, your credibility is shot to pieces

It's a Reliant Robin, not a Robin Reliant.

A certified poet from Slough, Whose methods of rhyming were rough, Retorted, ‘You'll see That the letters agree, And if that’s not sufficient, I’m through’ PUNCH, 1935

@LUDENClassics It’s fantastically terrible

After selling for an undisclosed sum at Historics at the end of November 2025 (guide was £75,000-£100,000), John Dodd's Beast went through auction again today. Top bid? £45,250. What a shame. I do hope it finds a long term home. Guide for this auction was £70k-£80k.

It wasn’t a picture of me as Jesus it was a picture of me as a doctor because I help a lot of people.

In the past week, Donald Trump has threatened nuclear war against Iran, called for the genocide of 93 million Iranians, publicly attacked the Pope, and compared himself to Jesus Christ. Recall July of 2024 when every pundit and reporter in American media were urging President Biden to step down due to concerns over his cognitive health. Where are those voices now? Where are the demands for Trump to be removed? Where is the flood of op-eds and cable news panels and social media posts calling for the 25th Amendment to be triggered? Why are you all so silent on this?

@OfSymbols @DanNeidle @thedevilstuna @Channel4News 🤪

@DanNeidle @thedevilstuna @Channel4News You know Dan I trusted you, your sterling reputation made was arguably your most valuable asset, but seeing this has made me, a reasonable person, reconsider that, from my perspective Farages words have caused you serious disrepute.

Farage asks Channel 4 News whether they are tax experts, when asked why he couldn't say how much deputy leader Richard Tice had repaid HMRC. Instead, he told Amelia Jenne if his "biggest critic" tax expert Dan Neidle says Tice didn't avoid or evade tax then he is "satisfied". Nigel Farage went on to accuse the Labour Party's property company of not paying corporation tax for 25 years. There is no suggestion the Labour Party has acted illegally.

How Japan attacked pearl harbor according to Flat Earthers.

Club Statement Clevedon Town Football Club are saddened to update that despite a decision by the FA to quash an original decision made by the Western League, to everyone’s disbelief a decision to deduct six points from our playing record following a technical administrative issue when registering a loan player earlier this season, will still be applied. We are deeply disappointed by the severity of the sanction given the full circumstances: Despite the Football Association originally completing an investigation and issuing a warning and concluding that no formal action was required in relation to the technical administration issue, the Western League had originally applied the maximum points deduction available to them: •Despite exceptional circumstances being presented • Despite signed loan agreement documentation being submitted between both clubs involved and the player to the Western League several days prior to the player making any appearance. • Despite evidence the player was registered with the Western League prior to making any appearances. • Despite an approval from the Western League and the player showing on the registered players squad list on the League’s Full Time system prior to the player making a single appearance. • Despite evidence indicating further club due diligence in contacting two different county FA departments to clarify availability to play, and gaining confirmation prior to the player making any appearance. • Despite the Western League making a finding that “the club had been responsive and collaborative during the process therefore the maximum fine should not be reached,” they nevertheless issued the maximum points deduction available at that time. We would like to thank the FA for their original reasonable and proportionate findings by issuing a warning, and would reiterate that at no point was there any intention to gain an unfair advantage or to breach the rules. Importantly, an FA appeal panel made an order for the Western league’s decision to deduct points and issue a fine to be quashed, as the Western league were found to have ‘Misinterpreted or failed to comply with the Rules and Regulations of The Association relevant to its decision.’ The proposed fine issued to the club has been cancelled as a result of this. Therefore, we are completely dismayed at the subsequent points deduction regardless of this finding. We have requested full written reasons which have not yet been provided and we will therefore continue to take advice and consider our options as a club going forward in relation to this matter, and ongoing participation. We are saddened by the lack of support from the Western League as a longstanding member club, particularly given the exceptional personal circumstances and the lack of empathy shown for the welfare of one of our volunteer club officials, who acted in good faith throughout. Our volunteer club officials have the full support of the club. On the pitch, the management team and players have led a successful campaign to date. These matters are outside of their control and will not distract the squad from continuing to push for the strongest possible finish to the season. Thank you to our loyal supporters, volunteers and the local community for their continued backing. We will keep supporters updated through the club’s official channels. We will be making no further comment at this time. Clevedon Town FC @swsportsnews

@tomwookieford Nope. Make me want a biscuit

Do these wheels work?

There is a reason people do not debate Flat Earthers or Moon landing deniers. It is not because the evidence is weak. It is because the conversation is rigged from the start. You can bring measurements, physics, engineering, independent tracking, international verification, and experiments they can do in their own backyard, and none of it matters. The moment the facts show up, they shout fake, edited, CGI, conspiracy, or “that’s just your belief.” You cannot debate someone who treats every piece of evidence as invalid by default. You cannot debate someone who demands proof and then rejects the proof the second it appears. You cannot debate someone who thinks their personal disbelief outranks measurable reality. A debate requires both sides to accept evidence. Flat Earth and Moon landing denial collapse the moment evidence enters the room, so the only move left is to deny the room exists. That is why people do not debate them. Not because the globe is fragile, but because the argument they bring is. You cannot have a real discussion with someone who decided ahead of time that nothing you show them will ever count.