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Two goals, one assist, the Viktor Gyokeres show 🤩 @Arsenal

@BiggChab He would be in jail for touching up kids

I have a theory that if he was still alive he wouldn’t be this popular and relevance anymore, his early death gave him that godly statue.

Rice- Eze-Myles what a weak midfield, they are dropping points.

@BBCMOTD Where’s that clown magic hat guy saying he’s “bad at football” 😂

Viktor Gyokeres becomes the first Arsenal player to score 20+ goals in all competitions in their first season at the club since Alexis Sanchez in 2014-15 🔴

@hyzontopclipx Coming from a South African who uses an American accent.

Charlize Theron says she gets turned on immediately when a man tells her who he truly is and the she went off on men using dating apps, as she most of the time get p6mped by her friend 👀🔥 “It’s a whole clown show, honestly. Not because I want to date you, but because I’m trying to help you , ditch the Burning Man pics, stop posting with random women like it’s a flex and please spare me the awkward mirror selfies with your hand in your jean pocket. None of that is attractive; it does the exact opposite. And stop calling yourself a CEO when you can’t even explain what you do. No, you don’t own that apartment, and no, you don’t have some mystery empire. It’s all performative. Just be real because the moment a man tells me exactly who he is and owns it? That’s what actually turns me on”👀🔥

@SkyNews @YousraElbagir Suppose they are "far right" too then?

People have marched through some of South Africa's largest cities to protest against immigration. Sky's Africa correspondent @YousraElbagir witnessed a man being Tasered by a protester in central Johannesburg ⬇️

@cityreport_ “Expansion” but can’t even fill the stadium 😂

𝘽𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂: #ManCity will have the North Stand expansion at the Etihad Stadium OPEN for the final game of the season against Aston Villa, after hosting a test event on Wednesday 20 May! 🚨‼️

@Jeremybtc Shame none of the kids he touched up get to see any of that money.

Michael Jackson died $500 MILLION in debt in 2009. His estate has earned $3.5 BILLION since and he is still the highest paid musician on earth. > When Jackson died in 2009 creditors were circling and banks were preparing to seize his assets. > His most valuable possession was not his music. It was a decision he made in 1985. > He paid $47.5 MILLION for the ATV Music catalog. > Inside it were the publishing rights to over 4,000 songs including most of The Beatles’ entire catalog. > Paul McCartney had introduced Jackson to the power of music publishing years earlier. > He then watched Jackson use that knowledge to outbid him for the Beatles catalog. > Jackson’s estate paid off every dollar of his $500 MILLION debt using that catalog as leverage. > In 2016 Sony paid the estate $750 MILLION for the ATV stake alone. > In 2024 Sony paid another $600 MILLION for half of his personal masters and publishing rights. > His own mother opposed the deal saying it went against his wishes. The estate sold it anyway. > In 2023 he earned $105 MILLION. More than any living musician in the United States that year. > MJ The Musical is running on Broadway. > Cirque du Soleil has been running a Michael Jackson show in Vegas since 2013. > A biopic starring his nephew premiered in 2026. > An estate lawyer told Forbes: “When it comes to estate earnings it’s MJ, then an enormous canyon, then everybody else.” > He paid $47.5 MILLION for the rights in 1985. Sony has paid $1.3 BILLION to get them back. He has been dead longer than most artists are famous and is still outearning all of them.

@Arsenal All those jokers talking shit about Gyok need to SIT down. 👍🏻

Leading the way after a positive first 45 in Madrid. Let's build on this, Gunners 💪

@EndWokeness Silly Memoji cunt

Mamdani calls on King Charles to give India the Kohinoor Diamond

@afcstuff @SkyKaveh Fuck RIGHT off.

🚨 @SkyKaveh: “Cesc Fabregas, what I’ve been told, there’s some kind of suggestion that long-term, the plan for him is to manage Arsenal one day. I’m not sure moving to Chelsea would be part of his career progression.” [Sky Sports Transfer Talk Podcast]

@PolitlcsGlobal Great. The Argentinians can go back to Nazi Germany too then 👍🏻

🚨🇫🇰 NEW: Argentina’s Vice President says Falklanders should go back to England “If they feel English, they should go back to the thousands of miles away where their country is”

This should be the ultimate embarrassment for the FA. An FA Cup Final that absolutely no one has any interest in because it’s being contested by the two biggest cheaters in the history of English football. This will attract record low viewing figures, Man City will inevitably fail to sell out their tickets because they’re a small club with a small fanbase.

@QuetzalPhoenix Yes they are

Older than the Incas Older than the Aztecs Older than the Maori in NZ Older than the Zulu in SA Older than the Lakota Older than Islam in India But the English are not officially considered "native" to England.

@ManCityUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Four straight FA Cup Finals. Never been done before. History made.

@fandompulse Bellend

Disney Star Wars Actor John Boyega refuses to watch movies like The Lord Of The Rings because of a lack of black representation: "There are no Black people in Game of Thrones. You don't see one Black person in Lord of the Rings. I ain't paying money to always see one type of person on-screen. You see different people from different backgrounds, different cultures, every day. Even if you're a racist, you have to live with that. We can ruffle up some feathers." Is he racist for acting like this?

@themagic_tophat “Too bad at football”… he’s our top goal scorer you sausage.

Needed the win. Wonderful to see Saka back on the pitch. Hopefully Cala and Timber return next week and Eze was just precautionary. Gutted that Kai looks properly injured. I wish Gyokeres could work but he is simply too bad at football to help us. Merino, pleeeaase 🙏😭

@TouchlineX No team has been that corrupt

🚨🗣️ Pep Guardiola: "Listen to me, Manchester City never, never, never ever, and in this country, and since the UK was born... NO team has made four FA Cup finals in a row."

@BBCMOTD “Achievement” 🤣

That is some achievement 👏 Manchester City have done it again.

@kingkapoor72 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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