Connor O. Speck

Cooking pizza in 1692: Preheat the Coven to 425 degrees.

Cooking pizza in 1692: Preheat the Coven to 425 degrees.

Looking for a boyfriend who wants to day drink multiple beers and start a stardew valley farm with me.

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the stage: late night insomnia inducing crippling depression!!!! 🎉🥳🎈

I have never felt as unfuckable as I did during a wedding on a LITERAL ISLAND in the MIDDLE of the ocean WITHOUT BOATS to the mainland and the only other gays there were looking for a third and they said “we’ll talk about it” and then I never saw them again???

Not me fighting on Hinge with a man about equitable representation of marginalized actors in media 😒

Can I just say something??? Str8s are fine I guess but like I am UNinterested in hearing more about them. Get off my TV

Something I think would be a very very chic thing for people to do is to stop googling: “(trans actor) before” go fuck your self

Men must be stopped at ANY cost

The year is 2023 why am I STILL being accosted by str8s in tv ads?

I pride myself in consistently being the same exhausting bitch wherever I go whoever I see

I’m sorry, I’m too high to comprehend anything besides “Landslide” Dixie Chicks version.

@supphupp Omg introduce her to Goop™️ she’ll gtfo so fast

Watching Netflix Original Series is a game of Russian roulette wherein instead of blanks and one bullet it’s one quality tv show and a selection of kindergarteners slapping their sticky fingers on a keyboard before submitting to a producer.

People who got a Mustache Finger Tattoo in the early 2010s: what it like living with that today?

Fuck Top/Bottom/Vers. What kind of GG Gay are you? 1) Gilmore Girl 2) Gossip Girl 3) Golden Girl

Salma Hayek invented being hot and that is a scientific FACT

I have an alarmingly large crush on Gianmarco Soresi

@gab_mozzarella You’re lucky.

why isn’t the tony’s showing up on paramount plus

Imagine going into a picture booth and someone slides open a little screen door and it turns out you’re in confessional

I would like to petition to remove Sun-dried tomatoes from all foods thank you.