Annie Segal

That Fly and Claudia Conway are saving America #VPDebate

@ceejcervantes @NBA Oy vey

@NBA @ARseeg I told you slender man was real.

Happy HalloWemby! 📺 Spurs/Suns, 10pm/et on TNT

@ceejcervantes Big fan of the fit tho

There are no differences between these two photos.

There are probably loads of worms in LA rn is anyone checking?

Struggle is such an adorable lil word for such a difficult lil thing!

Family Feud White Lotus cast vs Glass Onion cast

@karlacruzgodoy is this an “I have to go to the bathroom NOW” post coffee walk?

@karlacruzgodoy is this an “I just had coffee for the first time in weeks and need to go to the bathroom now” walk?

I’m the one who knocks but for when I have a cold and am not scared of sneezes

O’Douls is becoming the Skype of non-alcoholic beers

@highoffness @Hwwhitaker

i feel uncomfortable around tall people, what if they lick my head

At the end of the day it really is all about the bread

Say what you want about humans but they looove a stadium

@bymeg And a sliders restaurant called “sliders”

just remembered that there was a small plates restaurant in syracuse, NY called “small plates”

God made me strong because he knew what my personality was gonna be like

I need a jacket on to truly enjoy myself in Trader Joe’s

@alizavig “Can we move tables there’s another table close to my table”

No one: Moms in restaurants: Can we move tables? The air vent is blowing on me

I don’t care about geography, people from Long Island are Jersey people

I’m addicted to saying no but adding a heart bc there’s still love there like “no❤️”

@Hwwhitaker It’s like when Demi denies the existence of Poot

@CNN @ARseeg

Whenever Lea Michele makes news, a joke that she is illiterate circulates. Michele suggests the joke is made because of her gender. cnn.it/3BipVMt