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This was legendary

2013 : > Crude Oil price : $109/barrel > Petrol price : ₹63/litre 2026 : > Crude Oil price : $98/barrel > Petrol price : ₹110/litre

@pradip103 MP ka kyu nahi dala uncle... 117 ho gaya hain.. jhooth daalte hue sharam nahi aata hain ya apni izzat ke sath usko bhi bech diya ...

BJP vs Congress States on Petrol Prices! Same central excise duty in EVERY state of India! Yet — - Delhi (BJP): ₹102/L - Gujarat (BJP): ₹101/L Vs - Telangana (Congress): ₹118/L - Kerala (LDF Congress): ₹114/L - Karnataka (Congress): ₹110/L The party that lectures Modi govt on fuel prices taxes its own people ₹16 MORE per litre! Congress under Rahul Gandhi is a hypocrite!

@sardesairajdeep Sach kadwa hai ...

Fourth petrol price in 2 weeks. SLOW DRIP treatment. Inevitable to an extent given the uncertain situation in West Asia. But here is a Qs: Have any of our celebrities offered to cycle to work yet? Or were the fuel jokes reserved for Dr Manmohan Singh’s era ?🙏

@Rajiv1841 Can u name the snakes

Problem was never between Ambanis & Hardik, they brought him back to MI from GT for such huge amount of money, they always wanted him there. Problem was with snakes, hopefully MI gets rid of snakes from MI & give Hardik a good team & empower him.

It's high time @ImRo45 hits a century in IPL and ODI and gives a befitting reply to the so called sports journalist... The criticism is acceptable but it is now literally toxic ..

@darshitpatel84 Darshan Bhai aapke papa pishi fakhri ki tarah galat info daali hai ... Aap clients to kya sach bolte honge ....

The Truth of Cockroach Janta Party : Followers from Pakistan - 49% USA- 14% Bangladesh- 14% Citizens from above 3 county forms 77% of their Insta followers.

@FI_InvestIndia Atleast he is trying to do it while studying .. what are we doing ? He CJI calls the common man a cockroach and that is what we are . Cockroaches...

I request Cockroach Janata Party Team to work & post out of India since we are addressing problems in India !!! Most of us stay in India and have been getting problems solved one by one staying here. It is frustrating at times, but worth it !!! I am eagerly looking forward to Abhijeet ji @abhijeet_dipke to have his X account based out of India. Let us solve problems of Bharat by staying here !!! Not by posting from the US of A. #FI

@rushiii_12 @VibhuBhola Vibhu bhola Behen ka lola 🤣🤣

@VibhuBhola Ye bat 2022 se likh Rahe ho bhai

Rohit Sharma Is A Legend. But He Should Retire Now Gracefully. We Have Openers Like Yashasvi, Ishan And Abhishek Who Can Replace Him. How Long They Will Have To Wait ? Rohit Should Play England Series And Say Goodbye. Thank You

@payal_trustable On hain madamji

Koi toh hoga jisme meri twitter ki notification on Rakhi hogi koi toh hoga Vo loyal ♥️

It was 2008. The world was facing a crisis the likes of which it had never seen before. Everywhere there was panic and chaos. Crude oil prices were at record highs. But this man delivered India over 8% GDP growth in 2009. He also gave the markets an 81% return in 2009. Now in 2026, the world is facing similar challenges. And you are seeing how India is performing. It is not easy to run a diverse country like India. This man deserves a serious apology from the nation.

@ABPNews Modiji parmatma hain fhir bhi desh ki lanka lagi hui hain aisa kyu ?

Watch | 'मोदी जी हमारे लिए भगवान जैसे हैं,' स्वीडन में PM मोदी को देख उत्सुक भारतीय #PMModi #NarendraModi #Sweden #ModiInSweden #Indians #abpnews

@OfficeOfDGP Chacha jaan is millenium main congress rule 10 saal ka tha aur bjp ka 12 hi gaye hain fhir bhi congress congress karte rehte ho....

They didn't had congress

@AnupamPKher @narendramodi @RailMinIndia Manmohan singhji bolte toh kutta kat khata aapko

प्रधानमंत्री श्री नरेंद्र मोदी जी की देश के लिए मुहिम में मेरा एक छोटा सा प्रयास! जय हिन्द! ❤️🇮🇳 @narendramodi @RailMinIndia

@petalvibez Name ?

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@VibhuBhola Bhai aapke liye Rohit Rishabh Shreyas Bumrah Surya Bumrah Arshdeep Hardik Dube Sab bubble hain

Shreyas Iyer Bubble Is Finally Burst. Thank You.

@aakankshalovely Arre didi aapne bolne se ghanta farak nahi padne wala... Language galat hain lekin baat sahi hain...

TIME HAS COME TO ABOLISH CAPITAL GAINS TAX. EVERY DAY EVERY HOUR DELAY IS COSTING INDIA HEAVILY. LAST 10 YEARS WE WERE IN FAVAROBLE POSITION FISCALLY SO IT WAS OK. NOW WE NEED FII AND MOST IMPORTANTLY DOLLARS DOLLARS AND MORE DOLLARS. CALL THEM SIT WITH THEM AND JUST DO AWAY WITH THIS CAPITAL GAINS TAX NONSENSE. #abolishSTT #abolishLTCG #abolishSTCG

@RShivshankar Sir can u check these countries fuel prices of the last couple of years and then put a chart... You bootlicker ..

3% fuel hike in India. Here's the INDIA VS WORLD comparison.

@RubikaLiyaquat So he has cancelled his foreigner trip also?

पीएम जब आपसे कुछ करने को कहते हैं तो ख़ुद भी करते हैं ये पीएम का क़ाफ़िला है… केवल दो गाड़ियाँ

आर्थिक संकट इसलिए पैदा हुआ है, क्योंकि लोग सोना खरीदते हैं. बताइए... आपके गले उतरती है ये बात? - CM मोदी ने PM मोदी के बयान का मजाक उड़ाया

@CineCelebsPulse Name

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