Spider-Man

You made it to Friday. Look at you go! Proud of you, champ. You're looking great today, by the way. Love that top, it's a great color on you!

...mostly.

Hasn't steered him wrong yet.

@LawfulHulk "You had me at 'pizza', Shulkie."

@ASM_SpiderMan “We should go get a pizza later, I’m buying.”

@LawfulHulk "I've missed you, too."

@ASM_SpiderMan “You wanna be a Spider-Stain cause it feels like you wanna be a Spider-Stain.”

@LawfulHulk "That's Ted Danson, silly. Or his character on Cheers. The name escapes me..."

@ASM_SpiderMan “Sam Malone, Webhead.”

Nobody who's ever gotten their butt snagged on that tree is excited about what's going on at Rockefeller Center.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 6 Dec 2011 (via @twi_age).

@LeChatteNoire “I don’t want to take work from you. I guess I just miss those old team-ups. But if any of your cases takes a turn that seems right up Daredevil’s alley, I’ll happily take it from him.” He joked…sort of.

@ASM_SpiderMan "I'll just assume you want on my payroll for the lucrative benefits working for me has to offer. But I can definitely toss a few jobs your way if I think you would be more suited to taking them."

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@LeChatteNoire “One of those situations where more work is good, but also bad.” He quickly spoke before surrendering to her kiss. “Felicia, I don’t want this to seem like I’m doubting you or anything, but if you ever need a hand with that sort of thing, I’d be happy to help.”

@ASM_SpiderMan "Overworked." She pointed out, standing to steal a kiss from him. "Saying that, the PI company has been busier than usual lately. Mostly infidelity claims from wives and husbands but the occasional MIA case too."

@LeChatteNoire “I don’t exactly get around to seeing movies in my line of work, but I hear good things!” He shrugged, standing up with a stretch.

@ASM_SpiderMan "You haven't seen John Wick!?" She asked incredulously, looking at him in disbelief. "Right, go get our dinner, I'm going to light a few candles make the place extra cozy, pull a few things out of the bottom drawer for later. . ."

@LeChatteNoire “Pegged you more for the cheesy romcom type for date nights. Color me shocked. Revenge movies are all the rage these days and I actually haven’t seen this one. John Wick it is.”

@ASM_SpiderMan "Stop, you'll make me want to skip straight to dessert, naughty boy." She grinned, giving him a light nudge. "I'm thinking John Wick. Or something similar though."

@LeChatteNoire “Yeah, it’s been some time. Just you and me, I won’t even suit up and go on patrol first. You pick the movie, I’ll pick up your favorite pasta, and then by night’s end I’ll do that thing you like where I use my tongu— Actually, I’ll keep it to myself for now. Spoilers.”

@ASM_SpiderMan "You know me, straight to the point. I think we're long overdue a night to ourselves. I'm thinking we go for Italian food, an action packed movie and then a little flirty foreplay before the big finale."

@LeChatteNoire “I love how subtle and cryptic you can be… Yes. I think I would very much enjoy that. Every part of that.”

@ASM_SpiderMan "Hmm, we could do a classic dinner and a movie? Then end the night with wild sex just like the good old days?"

@LeChatteNoire “Oooh, that sounds like it could be fun. What do you have in mind? Gosh, I’d almost forgotten what those are like.”

@ASM_SpiderMan "Doubtful." She retorted, wrapping her arms around him. "How you feeling about a date night?"

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@LeChatteNoire “Love you more, Kitty.” He coos, nuzzling close.

@ASM_SpiderMan "Love you, bugaboo." Another kiss.

@LeChatteNoire “Sticking around is what I do best. You are quite literally stuck with me.”

@ASM_SpiderMan "Oh stop, you'll make me blush." Her cheeks were slightly pinker after he said that. "Proud of you too, mostly for having the patience to stick around after all this time."

"That's respect. Now you can sign their adoption papers."