Hank Hill

@bmore_sports8 Bullpen sucks. Outfield sucks. Roster makes no sense. Mountcastle has no role. O’Neill has no role. Cowser needs DFA’d. gonna be out of it in a month if they don’t correct quickly because division is too strong

Listen, it’s only 9 games in and you can say I’m overreacting, I don’t care. But I know what I see. The strengths of this team are not nearly strong enough to overcome the glaring weaknesses as is. Changes must be made if you want to truly compete.

@AuronMacintyre If it was written properly the first time it would’ve already appealed to non gamers. So this is of course code for let’s lib this up way more

Eh, why not ruin Mass Effect again The end of three was already an insult

@editti22 @Pirates The Orioles will not see .500 or above again this year. Bullpen is horrible, defense is horrible & too many strikeouts and holes in the lineup

Get this walkoff over with quick boys @Pirates

@mvpfloorservice And Coby Mayo might be 2nd worst

@mvpfloorservice Cowser is still coasting off his Red Sox series in 2023. Guy might be the worst hitter in MLB

Send Cowser to AAA. This dude cannot hit a lick. Gotta get that run in. Taveras is our new CF. Laureano 2026 version. #Orioles #Birdland

@masnOrioles Colton Cowser is terrible. That is all

O's up 2-0

@DanClarkSports Would still rather have him in CF batting 8th/9th than Colton Cowser

Cedric Mullins, who stunk with the Mets last year, has started the season 1-for-23 (.043) with the Rays. He looks absolutely horrendous.

@masnOrioles And he isn’t gonna get out of the 2nd

3 Ks for Bradish in the 1st

@masnRoch Bradish throws too many pitches. Give the whole game away after 3-4 batters

105.8 mph

@AuronMacintyre Must be setting this version in present day England

There’s a real opening for an AI generated series featuring Harry as a crusading planning a magical reconquista

@DiscussingFilm Well Garth Ennis did write the ending for him like a decade ago so…

Eric Kripke says he has had the ending of ‘THE BOYS’ figured out since the middle of writing Season 3. “Amazon was well within their rights to say ‘no just keep making it as long as these guys are under contract.’ The fact they let us end it was really nice.”

🇺🇸🏆🇪🇺 #DISCUSSION — Now that Tiger Woods is out on the U.S. Ryder Cup captaincy, who do you think should captain team USA in 2027 at Adare Manor?

If Roberts and ACB vote separately on something like birthright citizenship, monkeys will next fly out of my butt.

@OriolesStatist1 This might be the least surprising development in the history of baseball.

Dang .. Hopefully nothing serious Couldnt really see anything from what we saw. Thus the benefit of entering the season with 6 solid SPs, but hopefully not down to 5 so soon. Fingers crossed for Eflin

@prolxin @GermainLussier No it’s about gatekeeping and how great art or great anything can come from anyone regardless of class. Mario doesn’t have deeper context. It’s just about fun

@ASM_Strickland @GermainLussier Ok? Ratatouille is about a rat that wants to be a Parisian chef but I’m still gonna cry every time.

I did not like The #SuperMarioGalaxy movie. I know these movies are for kids, but other animation houses somehow find a way to make kids' movies that adults can enjoy too. This isn't that. It's just stuff. Lots of stuff. Stuff on top of stuff. Full review below: (1/2)

@Nerdrotics @ThatChrisGore Guess she never heard of the first Wonder Woman movie

They never lear. What is the biggest red flag for an incoming bad movie? Attacking the audience before it comes out. Michael Keaton, Heath Ledger, Ben Affleck, and even Hugh Jackman had to deal with far worse. How did they deal with it? They all let their performance do the talking. Now the trailer will be completely overshadowed with one dumb statement from an adult pretender. For the record I think she was good casting for the roll. Too bad it is something involving Tom King. All she had to do was shut up and act.

Rachel Zegler energy.

@TommyWobber @OriolesMagic23 Ward is an everyday player. Blaze and JJ are spot start utility guys not folks you plug into the lead off spot

@ASM_Strickland @OriolesMagic23 Then clearly we should have blaze or j. Jackson in the one spot

Ward still hitting leadoff makes no sense. Jackson or Alexander could be a better option. #birdland

@psychodarf @GermainLussier No. I have a wife and children

@ASM_Strickland @GermainLussier That isn't true at all, Hill. Have you even played the Mario RPGs?

@TommyWobber @OriolesMagic23 Obviously wanting Gunnar in the 2 hole with protection in front of and behind him

@ASM_Strickland @OriolesMagic23 The strategy of????