THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!!!!

[PINNED]

@8thFall3n COME NOW, HUMAN... I PROMISE THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR! I AM YOUR FRIEND!!

@ASPIRINGGUARD * (...You step back slightly... You seem genuinely nervous.) * . . . * (...you say you don't want to...)

* (...You watch as he walks up the stairs... you are filled with dread.) * (You have a strong urge to try and run. To attempt escape like you always do... even if it always proves futile...)

@8thFall3n THERE YOU ARE!!

@ASPIRINGGUARD * (You look over at the clean clothes on your bed... How convenient.) * (...before realising you're cornered.)

@8thFall3n [* (Papyrus quickly follows suit.) ] [* (You notice the clean laundry that Toriel left for you in your room.) ]

@ASPIRINGGUARD * Oh no- * (...it's only now you notice the mud you've tracked all throughout the house. You quickly kick off your shoes and scurry up the stairs!)

@8thFall3n [* (Papyrus suddenly turns around.) ] HEY, WAIT JUST A MOMENT!!

@ASPIRINGGUARD * (...You're sneaking around the edges of the house in an attempt to not be seen...) * (You quickly slip your way up the stairs... this is going surprisingly well so far...)

Ace.✦ im done with you people what the fuck do you mean two thousand likes fuck off bro

@8thFall3n [* (He's arguing with Sans as to your whereabouts.) ] [* (Mission successful.) ]

@ASPIRINGGUARD * !!! * (You feel your heart jump slightly...!) * (...you slowly lower yourself down... And sneakily try to sneak around Papyrus very stealthily...)

@8thFall3n [* (He's standing right in front of the chair, unaware of your presence.) ]

@ASPIRINGGUARD * ( . . . ) * (...Against your better judgement, you peek out from behind the armchair.)

@JohtonianChamp WHAT AN INTERESTING POKEMON!! [GALLADE used SACRED SWORD!]

What the?! I’ve never seen that Pokémon before! My Pokédex doesn’t even have any data on it…

Go! Victreebel!

But I won’t back down here! No way, José!

@JohtonianChamp [* (PAPYRUS sends out GALLADE!) ]

Well I can’t say I’ve battled against a skeleton before, but this is a nice change of pace! What’s your first Pokémon?!

Small rant I guess but I'm so frustrated tbh Like I see so much cool shit going on and I have the idea and want to make edits and interact and everything but I genuinely just can't like I just don't have the strength or energy to do it

oh fuck off

@8thFall3n I’M ALL DONE NOW, FRISK!! I’VE MADE SURE TO USE NOTHING BUT THE BEST PRODUCTS FOR THIS JOB!! [* (Papyrus pulls out a bottle of ICE’ES “Fresh Bepparonie Flavored Bodywash for COOL DUDE’S” …HUMAN?…

@ASPIRINGGUARD * (...You stay behind the armchair...)

@8thFall3n [* (…Nothing in the living room.) ] [* (Papyrus sounds like he’s setting up the final preparations.) ]

@ASPIRINGGUARD * (You look around slightly, for something, ANYTHING, to avoid being cleaned.) * (...You immediately run into the living room and hide behind Toriel's armchair.)

* (Attempt to escape?) [❤️]

Ace.✦ this shit that i pumped out in two minutes has more likes than my pinned i’m pissed