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Intense energy and passion? That’s right up our alley. Celebrate the Year of the Fire Horse by embracing whatever type of romance comes your way… and we will be there to help. 😉 Explore more with ASTROGLIDE Water-Based Liquid. Available on Amazon in 2.5oz, 5oz, and 12 oz.

@TheBoysTV The things I would have said a few years ago…

The final trailer for the final season. Have a watch. Have a weep. Then strap the fuck in, because we're only a month away.

@6ft_LaylaLuv We'd like to learn more about your experience. Please give us a call at 1-800-431-2610. Thanks!

I am a huge fan of @ASTROGLIDE I’ve been using it 13 years. But in the last few months, I’ve noticed all of my bottles leak while I’m traveling. I have to put them in Ziploc bags but it’s still messy on the bottle. Has anyone else noticed this?

@Terfin9000 Appreciate you letting us know! Our lube is temporarily unavailable on Amazon UK due to a listing issue we’re working hard to fix. Please continue checking back—we’ll be back on shelves there shortly!

@ASTROGLIDE Amazon doesn’t stock it. So which other major retailers do you suggest?

@Terfin9000 Checking on this and will get back to you!

@LouisFolley @ASTROGLIDE They don’t sell the regular line only the new gel (which dries really fast and it tacky)

@ASTROGLIDE are you in the uk?

@LouisFolley it is! Sharing an amazon link! //www.amazon.co.uk/Lubricants-Licks-Astroglide-Care-Aid-Products/s?keywords=Lubricants+%26+Licks&rh=n%3A2758324031%2Cp_89%3AAstroglide&c=ts&ts_id=2758324031 expeditions

@chadmikosz25 @iRacing @BIGEVILdesigns 😂😂 great job "team"

The 2025 running of the @iRacing 24 Hours of Daytona is complete! Our race stats are as follows: GT3 Class Finish: 8th of 38 Overall: 15th of 60 Laps: 772 Miles: 2748 Objects inserted: 1 Corvette C8.R Itching: Non-existant Ghost stories heard: 1 As always we thank you for following our adventures and rememeber to support our friends at @vagisil and @ASTROGLIDE . Their products make great gifts for birthdays, retirements, employee appreciation, sorry about your dog, condolences, and for promoting urogenital health. Also huge thanks to @nextlvlracing & @imbracewear for their incredible sim-racing equipment that kept us in the hunt all 24 hours

The week between Christmas and New Year’s Day is one of the most popular times of year for sex. For my latest on the @Astroglide blog, I dive into the reasons why. astroglide.com/blog/why-we-ha…

@Grindr 🤤

long, cut, veiny

@Spotify Spice up your life

What’s a non-holiday song that is actually a holiday song?

Sexual compatibility is not a one-time, “set it and forget it” kind of thing. It’s something that we must proactively work to maintain and cultivate. Here are some tips on how to do it that I put together for the @Astroglide blog. astroglide.com/blog/how-maint…

@dreamofjeane 😂😂🫶

Masturbation can be beneficial for both physical and mental health, it can enhance sexual self-confidence and increase sexual pleasure, and it can even be therapeutic. Self-pleasure is self-care. Learn more in this article I wrote for the @Astroglide blog. astroglide.com/blog/the-benef…

@aShipOntheWave Some imposter over there thinks they are slick… but I have eyes on it don’t worry 👀

@ASTROGLIDE When I go to the store to buy lube, if they don’t have astroglide, I go to a different store

@TheBobSingleton @MandyStanford3 Would prefer to NOT have anybody’s nuts feel like they are roasting on an open fire actually 😂

@MandyStanford3 @ASTROGLIDE - what holiday delights do YOU have in store?

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@TheGoddessFreda @cocnation_ @_carramello Popping in for butt stuff, sorry I was late I was…. Ummm… a little busy 😉

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Mf said selling ass is the “cheat code” to life. Ok well open ya butt nigga tf you on here crying to me for?????

@daddyrifflord Oh hey daddy, we live for comments like these 😏

What’s your favorite lube to use?? I’ve tried a lot of different kinds and my favorite is @ASTROGLIDE. It just feels smoother to me than others.