ASTROTRAIN⁉️

Ever Since I Was A Sparkling I Knew I Wanted A Cigarette

@blastinatorr What Could Possibly Be More Important Than The Lion King

ive been trying to watch the lion king for three days but everytime I put it on- SOMETHING needs my attention! im only 30 minutes in!!

@AUTOBOTBASHER It's A Sunburn Skywarp You Can't Catch That Off Me. I'm Not Infecting You With A Deadly Disease Again

@ASTROSHUTTLE IS IT CONTAGIOUS THO LIKE I DONT WANT PAINT PEELING TOO......

@THEEMEGATRONUS That's So Awesome. What Were We Talking About Again?

@ASTROSHUTTLE Mmh, very well. [The plushie makes itself squeak again.]

For Once In My Life I'd Like To Be The One That Gets Picked Up

@AUTOBOTBASHER Thanks Captain Obvious. Do You Wanna Come Peel It It's Quite Cool

@ASTROSHUTTLE UH OH. THATS NOT GOOD AT ALL 😰😰😰😰😰😰

Sunburnt. Somehow.

@THEEMEGATRONUS I'm Sympathising With You But Can You Do That Again That Was Kinda Funny

@ASTROSHUTTLE You’re not hearing my voice with your audials. This plushie has not something that could reproduce the sound of a voice. Only this. [The plushie smacks itself, and squeaks a little.] It gets grating after a while.

@THEEMEGATRONUS But? You're Talking To Me? What

@ASTROSHUTTLE I’m not alive. Ah, in that case, glad you have gotten your fill.

@THEEMEGATRONUS Huh? How Are You Alive Then? And TBH Since Posting This I've Been Lifted Three Times So I Think Im Satisfied.

@ASTROSHUTTLE I admit, it was nice at first, but there are better ways to “be the one that gets picked up” than to become a plushie. Plushies aren’t living things, not really, despite what my current state may lead you to believe.

@AUTOBOTBASHER Yes. Itches Like Fuck Too

@ASTROSHUTTLE IS YOUR PAINT PEELING ☹️

@DEADWIREALT 😔 You May Be Right

@ASTROSHUTTLE You aree a white giirl at heart

@THEEMEGATRONUS You Are Living My Dream

@ASTROSHUTTLE Mn.

@CosmosCommsSat It's Nice Just Going Somewhere For The Sake Of It. No Cargo Pickups Or Troop Transportation.

@ASTROSHUTTLE Yeah! Can go anywhere anytime!

I Want To Go To The Beach

@CosmosCommsSat Free Vacation Whenever

@ASTROSHUTTLE It's nice to be able to fly to other planets

@KEEPTHERECORDS This Guy Gets It

@ASTROSHUTTLE let's go to the beach-each Let's go get a wave

@THEEMEGATRONUS Because You're A Plushie?

@ASTROSHUTTLE I understand the feeling, though I’ve had my fill of that recently.

@CosmosCommsSat Wait Yeah True I Can Just Fly To Earth. I Forgot.

@ASTROSHUTTLE Couldn't you just do it? Fly to a beach somewhere?

Smoking a cigar and eating it when I get sick of it

#Transformers #Maccadam #blitzwing #astrotrain after that,Astrotrain cleaning the floor for 2 hours