Alex Salmi

I have more conversations with my bfs cat than I do with him. Components of a genuinely healthy relationship right here

If I didn't put you in one of my sim families it prob wasn't that serious

Having a day!

Man in the fuckin chair

i hate when i go out in public and the public be there

[making up ghost story as I go along] but this was no ordinary Honda Accord

Almost 30, not even drunk, and STILL I manage to send shit to the wrong people by accident

Be you. You’ll be fine.

I'm the ex that needs to be blocked in order for their relationship to work 😂🤙🏻 shout out to me

Sometimes I have no idea what’s even going on on here . What is wordle what is a “vaush” ??? I still don’t understand the nft apes can yall just cut it out it’s confusing to me

@HammerFist3 I'm the 69th like, so

It’s that time of the year again where I am asking you to consider buying a nude from me because I’m poor as shit ! Dm me :)

If you ever fall down the steps, might as well be like "whoops I'm fuckin DOIN IT"

all my homies philosophers

You're still a traitor

Doing normal shit freaks me out anymore

"Tell your probation officer I said thug life"

@ASalamiSandwich does this look warm enuff