Captain_Save_A_Hoe

@pinkychuwu I mean you can walk if you want but do you I guess

let me hop into your life?

@blushstarglow You're a little too late for that sorry

can I ruin your life?

@daisyfawwn It'll be a deal breaker if it ever stops

i smell like coffee and maple syrup literally always because i’m a waitress... is that a dealbreaker for you?

@RealAstridWett That I worked in a grocery store in my job was to count grapes

good morning 🤍 what did you dream of?

@Lyraa_Maddox Alive

How do I look

@pidatow Almost every single fire code on the book that's why

Why are they not using this method in North America??

Wait… how did I even end up here? 💀 #NurseVibes #PinkScrubs #GirlNextDoor #POV #BlondeCreator #FlirtySkit #ClockingIn #SFW

@waifulunaaa Guys that isn't a cat

i heard cat girls like it ruff? can anyone help prove this with me ₍^. .^₎⟆

Guten Morgen

We’ve just lost to Southampton FC and I’m actually sick of this club. Every single time it matters we fold. Every time. All that hype, all that talk about this being our year and then we go and do that. How many times are we going to bottle it before we admit it is just who we are now? It is the same script every season. Build hope, get carried away, collapse when it counts. No urgency. No mentality. No backbone when the pressure hits. Big clubs turn up in these moments. We crumble. I am tired of hearing about progress when it ends the exact same way every year. We are not unlucky. We are serial bottlers.

@SophieRainbow7 Instructions unclear I dislocated my spine

Start doing mobility exercises today 😉

@itskatbaeee Arizona because they're not Michigan

Michigan or Arizona? 💛🔵

@xandrawrrrr Oh my God there's a mirror there

look behind me

@Bigwomb Shouldn't done that to Bucky

Yay bussies 😍

@sxyskylarmae It doesn't seem like proper surgical attire

Im here to fix your heart and other things 😉

hehe feet >.<

@holdthatelle Sam doesn't really have any nutritional value I don't see why you did that

swallowed sand for this pic 🙄

@valkyrie_untmd That furniture is far too large to fit in only one of my hands

Do you think this could all fit in your hand? 🤍☀️😈

@blairgothgirl You know technically the act of cannibalism is not illegal it's simply the process by which you acquire the meat that is

me for dinner?