Athena Scalzi ⭐️

At this point I pretty much only post on here to complain about Doordash. That being said, if you order an iced coffee, and it comes half full, and you tell doordash, and they say it doesn’t qualify for a credit or refund, it’s ok to riot in the streets.

@cmpriest This is the correct take

I can tell I’m getting old because for the first time ever, American Eagle has jean types I’ve never heard of. What the hell are barrel jeans?!

@BreezyCreates Can’t go wrong with Hercules, the nightmare before Christmas, Megamind, Toy Story, nostalgic stuff like that!

gettting my wisdom teeth removed tomorrow (I’m gonna throw up) pls tell me ur fave cozy/sick day movies !

WHAT IS THISSS WHY ARE THEY 100 DOLLARS

OH MY GOD THEYRE SO UGLY

@gomeroz1 I do know Sydney and Melbourne! And Perth

@AScalzi98 Brissie is worth a visit but I wouldn’t hold it against someone from the US not knowing where it is. You know Sydney though right ?

I was like lowkey in a bad mood and then somebody laughed RIGHT IN MY FACE because I didn’t know where Brisbane was. Sorry I’m a dumb fucking American Jesus Christ 😭😭

@sithiaditu I’m trying out Six of Crows! My mom recommended it to me

Yesterday I accidentally called kronor “Kruge” and today I finally realized that that is a fictional currency in the fantasy book I’m reading 🙃

I am begging people to stop coming to the grocery store strapped up, you do not need a pistol in the yogurt aisle Jesus Christ

@Jemraine2 Mine is a tornado heading straight towards me 😭 BY FARRR

@AScalzi98 My most common stress dream (by far) is where I need to be *at* the airport in an hour and I haven’t started packing yet.

I leave for Europe for two weeks in two days and I have in fact, not even packed a smidge. The only thing that makes me feel better about this is lamenting to all of you, so. I HATE PACKINGGGG.

@blrobins2 Me too! And thank you!! :)

@AScalzi98 Without fail, I always end up packing for trips the night before. Good luck!! And have an amazing time!

@Chirurgic It basically was, at least it tasted really good

@AScalzi98 Milkshake?

I ordered ice cream on Doordash and for some unknown reason it’s taken over an hour to get to me and I’m so sad because I know it’s just going to be a puddle when it gets here.

@starry__dynamo That absolutely blows 😭

@AScalzi98 I ordered some McD's tonight. It was supposed to come with two large iced teas, but one was missing. My life is a tragedy.

@DarwinKastle It’s cotton candy! My favorite

@AScalzi98 Has this worked well for you in the past? Seems high risk, though high reward I guess. I feel a Scalzi would never have a frig free of ice cream 🤔. Good luck! I’m thinking cold thoughts for you… what flavor?

@Seitz_Unseen Those numbers are painfully accurate

@AScalzi98 You’re like zero for 65 with them at this point, right? 😭