Samuel the Garbalogist

Starting a thread for new cards for cards against humanity. WC:Marrying someone for the sole purpose of their siblings becoming your siblings. WC: Sock puppets for your dick. BC: Hi I'm _____ and you're watching Disney Channel WC: Getting drink and starting your own frat.

@GifZelda Furry saves a princess, but which one?

Me: *showing a map of africa* "what is this?" The cacophony of a class of first graders: "CHICAGO!"

Doublefisting a joint and an inhaler

You smell like cheese

Okay Google, did will Smith behead Kanye?

The Typhlosion allegations are insane

I'm sorry but I had to animate this after hearing what Typhlosion and Slaking have done...

ghosta nova 👻🎸

The Vible says: "Hold on, look at the proportions on her" Gible 8:32

Jk found it 👉 👈

Never forget what they took from you

This man is just trying to edge the audience

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Adding rosining my bow to my nervous things cause I just tried talking to the bass player and got the uncomfies

Student shouts from the hall way "SHIT" 2 seconds later same student, "I didn't even say nothing"

Can't tell if this bake off contestant is copying @ThatMumboJumbo or if she's just British

Baby those are inside thoughts

Oh, ^he's^ not gonna be here next week

"That was great, so wonderful" *brings the other foot closer for more*