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@GuntherEagleman What are you talking about? Without them we will be back to Charles III by suppertime! They are saving America! Keep it up leftists, we can’t stave off the British without you!

Today’s No Kings idiots will accomplish nothing.

@SusieM414141 @JakeCan72 I just stick the kid in his room or playpen and say no. You don’t redirect, you end that behavior.

How to stop a toddler tantrum! Did you know? If your toddler is having a crying tantrum, just start calling a random person's name. Instead of crying, they will start looking for that person too. Jessica!!

@cecegkh @JakeCan72 Quarter pound always means pre cooked. Thats not shenanigans, it’s the standard.

The “customer” carries a scale with him to weigh and see if the restaurant is giving him what he ordered. He tell the worker, “I got a quarter pounder. Doesn’t weigh a quarter pound.” “Are you kidding me?” “Look at it. It’s not a quarter pound. See, it’s like 3.84 ounces. And that’s with all this on it.” Technically it’s not a quarter pound. Who’s in the wrong here? Is the guy just being an ass or is McDonalds pulling something over on their customers? *per McDonalds: the quarter pound is pre cooked meat

@mcgmouton57 @JakeCan72 Wait, wait. Brown people can steal 1.5 mil before the govt will take a look but I’m in fear of a tax audit every year on my pittance?

Vice President JD Vance just dropped a political grenade: the US government ignores fraud under $1.5M, but he's promising a crackdown on the big fish. Vance emphasized that the new task force will work to commit the DOJ to investigate all fraud. He also said fraud by Somalis in Minnesota was basically overlooked, and a renewed effort will be made to make arrest. Can you imagine that the government let's you steal $1.5M before prosecuting you? nypost.com/2026/03/27/us-…

@HazelAppleyard My biggest problem is the line “I didnt ask to be born”. That’s a bulllshit line. That’s not how any of this works.

I’m on moms side

@elonmusk Yeah, way out of my price range.

Model Y is #1

@mattvanswol When the democrats put these people in jail I won’t so much as tweet in protest.

I've tried rewriting this to be less angry… Screw that. I'm fucking sick and tired of the GOP pretending like they can't do anything. WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN "WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING"??? Don't any of you realize what's at stake here? Do any of you actually give a damn about the country or where Democrats will take it once they gain power? Are you not paying attention AT ALL to what's happening? If Democrats win the midterms... it's over. Fucking done. No DOGE cuts. No Executive Orders codified. No opportunity to cut legislative regulations. None of it. And guess what happens after that? They start passing bills. They actually do everything you won't do, for God-only-knows-what-reason... They nuke the filibuster DAY ONE. They start ramming through insanity. Transgender plays in Uganda are back. Elmo in Afghanistan comes back. NPR/PBS funding is back. ICE gets defunded. ALL OF THIS IS ON THE TABLE AND YOU DO... …NOTHING TO TRY TO STOP THE ABSOLUTE SHIT STORM THAT IS ABOUT TO BEFALL YOU???? YOU CAN’T EVEN PASS THE SAVE ACT SO AT THE VERY LEAST WE CAN HAVE ELECTION INTEGRITY??? YOU WON'T DEFUND THE FUCKING TALIBAN???? WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE GOP????!!!!!! The playbook is obvious. It's been staring you in the face this entire time. Yet you are content to ONCE AGAIN TAKE LOOOOOOONG vacations and make bullshit tweets, Fox News appearances and cringe-ass TikTok videos and do podcasts blaming Democrats. WE DO NOT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT YOUR CONTENT. NOT ONE!!! We want you to deliver results. That's ALL WE HAVE EVER WANTED FROM YOU. Do any of you seriously think you'll win again without Trump on the ballot to drag your sorry asses over the finish line? You think you'll be able to come back home and look us in the eye and make up excuses for why you didn't deliver? No way. Maybe that worked for you in the past, but not this time. The stakes are far, far too high. Stop talking about what you’d do, “if only you had the power.” You have power. Right now. Today. And if you’re too cowardly to use it… then STOP ASKING FOR MORE OF IT FROM US. “We can’t do anything” is no longer a valid excuse for your pathetic performance, it’s just a confession that you don't care enough to try. It’s you admitting you’re fine with losing. You’re fine with the country going to hell in the hands of the Left. Would you PLEASE fight for us by actually PASSING LAWS???? Use every lever you’re allowed to touch and make Democrats explain, on record, why they’re voting the way they’re voting. Put clean, single-issue bills on the floor and make them vote yes or no. Make them OWN it. If your own GOP leadership blocks it? Then NAME them. LOUDLY. Don't let them hide. Be relentless. All gas, no breaks until the midterms. I am literally watching you treat the most important moment in politics like a content calendar... ...and I’m telling you right now, our collective patience for this crap is GONE. And Trump won't be there to save you either when it's election time and you ask us for votes and we ask you for your record. None of us are asking for perfection. We’re literally just asking for ANY PROOF AT ALL that you care about America enough to save her. Deliver results. Or don’t be surprised when the people you keep taking for granted stop showing up to rescue you from yourself.

@GuntherEagleman Not “can’t” but “won’t”. They want to rule over peasants, not govern with consent.

It’s crazy that our own government can’t give us secure elections.

@TomiLahren If I see any No Kings dorks I will be sure to laugh at them.

For those covering the “no kings” protest today, I have a challenge for you! It’s gonna be a good one! A real “Where’s Waldo” if you will… Find the attractive ones. Let me know if you find some!! Good luck!

@ade_lagoku @TaraBull Women aren’t especially wicked. It’s equally shared by the sexes.

Why are women so wicked I will never let a woman use my car. The best I can do is lock her out and throw her stuff out through the window in black bags. I’ve done it many times. If I really don’t like her, she doesn’t have the privilege of a black bag. I just fling them out with annoyance I’m kind like that.

A man allowed his Ex to use his Tesla to move out some of her belongings. This is what surveillance video caught

@apinionsvary Like business partner? Or bridge partner? That term should never be used for a romantic relationship. It’s stupid.

🤦🏻‍♂️ Gavin Newsom’s wife: "Call me First Partner, not First Lady." Listen for yourself - this woman is insufferable! Keep this garbage in California! This alone disqualifies Newsom from being POTUS - full stop 🛑

@MarcoFoster_ Oh dear. Why is the left so unable to see the propaganda?

D. L. Hughley on Trump: “I’m very proud I’ve never voted for a president who raped women and children. I never voted for a president who defrauded charities. I never voted for a president that celebrated the death of somebody. And half this country can’t say that”

@TrumpsHurricane This is core Muslim belief. They are sure that Allah will subject the whole world. All their terrorism and chants and praying in the steeets and raping women and children is to bring this about. They are driven by Satan.

This Muslim claims Islam will enter every home: convert or die, or live as dhimmis paying jizya. Temples and churches closed, alcohol/pork/lottery/dogs banned. What is your response to him ??

@GuntherEagleman @LeaderJohnThune I’m understanding some of the more unruly customs of my ancestors.

🚨 John Thune is getting absolutely HAMMERED online Senate Majority @LeaderJohnThune fled Washington right after ramming through a weak DHS funding bill that fully funds TSA but deliberately excludes ICE and CBP. ... and The SAVE America Act ignored.

@YossiBenYakar Rape is a domination tactic in bronze age societies. Arabs are still bronze age.

t.co/ZDt6fls7WS Flashback: A female Islamic scholar openly declares that raping non-Muslim women is an act of worship for Allah. She claims that enslaving and abusing infidel women brings "spiritual benefit" to Muslim men, allowing them to fulfill their desires under Allah’s "mercy." Is this what a “religion of peace” looks like?

@sappholives83 Happy story.

This is Akku Yadav, a serial rapist who preyed on Indian women for over a decade, raping dozens and murdering at least 3, while police corruption ensured that he never went to prison. On 13 August 2004, during a bail hearing, a mob of roughly 200 women, most of them Yadav’s victims, had had enough, and invaded the courtroom armed with knives and chili powder. Throwing the chili powder in Yadav’s eyes, the women then stabbed him more than 70 times, hacked off his penis, and left his mutilated body on the floor of the courtroom. When alone, women were helpless against Yadav and police corruption. As a group, however, they were able to dispense the justice that the courts had denied them.

@OliLondonTV She’s still alive?

Jane Fonda screams on stage about upcoming ‘No Kings’ protest. “We are the majority! Don’t forget it. Let’s act like it!”

@DanDePetris So naive.

Trump’s top two goals in the war: (1) No Iranian nuclear weapon. (2) The Strait of Hormuz is open for business. Just a friendly reminder that we already had both before the war.

@VividProwess This is mainstream Islam.

Muslim Scholar in Los Angeles 🇺🇸: “Muhammad said that the last hour will not come until Muslims fight the Jews. Oh Allah, count them one by one and annihilate them down to the very last one. Do not spare any of them." This terrorist lives in America.

@Sassafrass_84 Communists always have to build walls to keep people from fleeing the utopia.

Spoken like someone who’s never worked for a thing in their lives. Calm down, little Marxist.