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@hannahbggg You aren’t good Hannah. Sorry.

Can’t WAIT to find out that I am still not, have never, (and probably never will be) invited to play/compete in any of these YouTube tournaments 😭 and I think it’s such a good idea too!

@wesleybryangolf @YourGolfTourYGT Oh wow, the same dozen or so people playing together doing the same exact content as usual. What genius named this “tour” anyways? What a joke you guys are becoming

👀 @YourGolfTourYGT

@Josh_Segal8 You have no credibility whatsoever.

Here are the players I LOVE and HATE at the Valspar Championship, hosted at Innisbrook Resort (Copperhead) Let’s dive into the numbers and statistical trends for some players this week that caught my eye 🧵👀

@Josh_Segal8 Great job man, you absolutely nailed this week. Do us a favour and actually know golf before you spew terrible picks. Absolute dickhead

@Josh_Segal8 You’re retarded. I’m bookmarking that to heckle you later

Here are my favorite SLEEPERS this week in the Players Championship, hosted at TPC Sawgrass Let’s dive into the numbers and statistical trends for some players this week that caught my eye 🧵👀

@JustinThomas34 @THEPLAYERS Being proud of one self is beta behaviour. Be a professional for Christ sake

Solid week here at @THEPLAYERS, always an amazing experience. With this past Friday being 4 months post surgery, I’m very proud of myself for being back in contention again. Huge congrats to Cam on the win, very well deserved! Time to sharpen up a few things and do a quick reset before hitting one of my favorite courses of the year. On to @ValsparChamp!

@bnicholsonsmith @ArdenZwelling @Sportsnet Can we talk about how cooked Davis Schneider is ?

If the Blue Jays give Kevin Gausman an extra day between starts here & there while setting him up for two more spring outings, he'd line up for opening day. Plus, the significance of Barger's day. With @ArdenZwelling via @Sportsnet sportsnet.ca/mlb/video/gaus…

@NUCLRGOLF @BillyHo_Golf is a fucking pussy and is completely washed. A true dick head.

🚨🗣️👀 #POST ROUND — Billy Horschel responds after having a verbal altercation with a fan on Friday at PGA National prompting officers to remove them from the grounds. “The officers came up to me after I walked off 16 and said, We kicked him out…” Thoughts on this?

@PGATOURComms How tf is Billy in this event and echavarria is an alt 😂

The field for the Arnold Palmer Invitational presented by Mastercard will be finalized following the Cognizant Classic in The Palm Beaches. Players can still become eligible through the Aon Next 10, Aon Swing 5 and Top 30 OWGR. Field for the Arnold Palmer Invitational presented by Mastercard:

@JR_HIRSHey @Fully_Equipped For those that don’t know, Srixon irons are notorious for not spinning much at all. For players irons, they are extremely tame in the spin department. I don’t have tour level speed, and I had to switch to a spinnier ball for more control

Hearing some rumors out there that Brooks Koepka has switched back to a Titleist Pro V1x golf ball this week. Working to learn more, but he hasn't played a Titleist ball since 2022, shortly after he signed with Srixon. In that situation at the U.S. Open that year, Cleveland/Srixon temporarily granted Koepka an exception to use a different ball. Koepka shot 66 today at PGA National, his best round since returning to the PGA Tour last month and he gained more than four strokes on the greens with his new TaylorMade Spider putter.

So like, @BauerOutage is your career just like, cooked at this point? Are you just making content on YouTube for 13 year olds? Why on earth don’t you get a real agent to negotiate opportunities for you. Proper agencies have the resources and connections to get u a chance

@ByeongHunAn @TommyFleetwood1 @KoreanGolfClub

Looks like @TommyFleetwood1 is free agent on clothing. Let me know if you want some @KoreanGolfClub clothes. Happy to send you some 😂 Relax people, it’s a joke….maybe

@lexfridman You’re so fucking corny dude . Be a man

It might be the caffeine speaking, but I love you all ❤️ Happy Valentine's day you sexy mf'ers. I'm writing this at a coffeeshop. Rain outside. A first date happening next to me, I'm hoping they make it. I'm feeling happy & grateful for all of this, human civilization, life on Earth, a spinning rock in space. There are 100-400 billion other planets in our galaxy alone. And there are ~2 trillion galaxies in just the observable universe. And somehow we have a chance to crack open the mysteries of the universe, to solve physics, biology, intelligence, to understand our own mind, to travel out toward the stars. And at the same time, we often bicker about the stupidest shit. The whole thing is hilarious and beautiful. All of this is a miracle ❤️ PS: It's definitely the caffeine speaking 🤣

I literally don’t give a shit about bassitt leaving the jays. Dude is cooked, glad he’s on the O’s now.

@BlueJays Derka derka … muhammad jihad . Make sure you leave the dome open to air it out

Diljit Dosanjh is bringing his Aura World Tour 2026 to Rogers Centre in May! Tickets on sale NOW: bluejays.com/concerts

@Jackie_Redmond This is so corny

Czechia Captain Aneta Tejralova came over to Canada’s Sarah Fillier prior to our interview to apologize on behalf of her team, likely for the hits on both Marie-Philip Poulin and Fillier tonight. Fillier graciously accepted and wished the Captain good luck the rest of the way. Class on both sides. #MilanoCortina2026 #TeamCanada #Olympics

@imYash07 @BlueJays Derka derka

@BlueJays All these racist comments ensuring that Indians have a massive part in running the Canadian economy today right?

Diljit Dosanjh is bringing his Aura World Tour 2026 to Rogers Centre in May! Tickets go on sale Thursday at 10am ET: bluejays.com/concerts

@BlueJays Jesus fucking Christ 😂

@Sid_Seixeiro There’s a reason you were canned from 2 shows. Your opinions mean fuck all and I mean FUCK all

It’s been a while since I’ve been in front of a live microphone. I’ll give it another shot today at noon eastern. Talk to you then. youtube.com/live/jUsASddhO… cms.megaphone.fm/channel/SICMED…

@ByeongHunAn @livgolf_league @KoreanGolfClub

T-9 As you can tell in the picture, I’m very happy that I made the “OWGR cut”. Onto Adelaide! @livgolf_league @KoreanGolfClub