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A Turtle Named Ed

@ATurtleNamedEd

Gengar Lover. Curry Eater. Protector of baby turtles. One day I will find HER!

Katılım Mart 2012
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A Turtle Named Ed
A Turtle Named Ed@ATurtleNamedEd·
She post a half-naked photo of her almost everyday, smh
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Polymarket
Polymarket@Polymarket·
JUST IN: Russian health ministry now classifies people aged 39 & under as “young.”
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𝒥𝐸𝐹𝐸
𝒥𝐸𝐹𝐸@AwakeningTheX·
Someone please recommend me some games
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𝒥𝐸𝐹𝐸
𝒥𝐸𝐹𝐸@AwakeningTheX·
I really built a gaming pc just to watch YouTube lmaoo
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We R Mexicans
We R Mexicans@wermexicans·
Never tried caviar but I known it ain't got nothin on this
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ntrvp
ntrvp@ntrvp6·
me trying to pour lard into south koreas water supply so these idols can stop weighing 80 pounds but the water has ozempic in it too so it just evaporates
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Trouble Scott
Trouble Scott@trouble_scott·
No demographic is more interested in upholding global white supremacy than Asian women
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Cum🏂
Cum🏂@cremedupepe·
a single mother will look you dead in the face and say you need to impress her lmao
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Paul Reed
Paul Reed@Bball_paul·
I love it wen I'm in a pool in I'm next to tghe bubbly thing it feel so good
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Nic
Nic@JQAfan·
Oh that's Hillary Clinton's erect nipple on my timeline
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Boots, 'with the fur'
Boots, 'with the fur'@afraidofwasps·
Drake (texting): What's yo favorite Crayola color Millie Bobby Brown: Wild Watermelon Drake: Damn they just letting anything be a crayon these days huh. Hahaaa. Hard for a guy like me to keep up
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🕷️🕷️🕷️@prettyboyhass·
Currently the best center in the playoffs btw
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Sangeet
Sangeet@sangaldoo·
Okay now make the girl he fumbled 10x hotter and push his hairline back 2 inches
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popstar benny ♪ ☆
popstar benny ♪ ☆@popstarbenny·
y’all don’t understand sexyy red cuz y’all didn’t go to a high school where a girl wearing cookie monster pajamas and eating hot cheetos would get into a fight at 7:45am
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trafalgar d. laney ʢᴗ.ᴗʡᶻ
being autistic means i really like one piece and im really good at sex
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Never break kayfabe
Never break kayfabe@Quadripolar_B·
Obama should do Drink champs so they can make some noise for drone strikes
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