Avery

Nothing better than #wine 🍷. Except maybe… PC 🤣

@Sky_simps Hmmm. I’ll think about it.

@AVeryGoodNite but,,, if i don't get it to bailey soon he'll send me away and i didn't get to pay after my,,, hospital stay,,, <\3 perhaps there's something i can do for you??

I do not remember agreeing to this, but fine. It’s not like I don’t have money to spare.

@Sky_simps One at a time.

@AVeryGoodNite can you pay my rent too sir,,,

@degreesofHi …

@AVeryGoodNite i can think of one way

Try to capture my attention in more creative ways.

@itsallwhitney You asked the question. And don’t call me that.

@AVeryGoodNite Did you miss the part where I don't give a shit, Aves?

Probably some bullshit like 'AVeryCoin'

@itsallwhitney Did you miss the part where I said “confidential?”

@AVeryGoodNite Okay. Like what

@lotusrotted Yes, I am. Not sure what you mean by this.

@AVeryGoodNite kindly, you are a grown man.

I read all the message sent to my “Straw Page” inbox and appreciate every one of them. (Most of the time). If you really want a response, leave an emoji 😸 in the message.

@GwylansBirdie ?!

@AVeryGoodNite Dad please

I already maintain a strict hygiene regimen leaving my toenails well manicured. This will not be necessary.

@studentrecords I don’t want to hear it from you.

@AVeryGoodNite This information is unnecessary.

@GwylansBirdie I’m not falling for that. I’ve seen what you people do.

@AVeryGoodNite Proof?

I’m receiving mixed signals.

They are not “shitty,” they are made by, if not an established restaurant, a private chef. And PC likes them.

This cannot POSSIBLY be true.

@ArmlessPC You are a kind person. Look after him well.

@AVeryGoodNite I tried to ask him if all of this was true. He said "Rent" in such a sad way, and lowered his head. Wow. Cupcake leads such a miserable life. I think I'll take care of him from now on.

This thing just ran out from under my bed. I got a photo of it before it waddled into Bailey's office. Wish I captured it. Would've used it for dinner.

I’m not sure how this information was leaked. Any further details are confidential for the time being.

@ArmlessPC He’s a tortured soul.

@AVeryGoodNite I kind of feel bad for him. I even made him his own account. Maybe he's not so bad.

@itsallwhitney Search engines are full of misinformation nowadays. Besides, I’m not entirely sure of the proper spelling. You should watch your tone with me, boy.

@AVeryGoodNite Do you old guys have no clue how to copy and paste a word into google

Multiple people in my inbox have accused me of being a “tsundere” or “tsudere.” What does this mean?