
Albert Dweeberflus
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Albert Dweeberflus
@AWLStatsGuy
Birds were invented by the CIA. We are all in a simulation of neurochemical and electrical interactions contained within a squishy mass of goo
Earth Katılım Aralık 2023
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@visacashapprb Some karaage, takoyaki, and those super long French fries
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@hannahcmontoya @tBushGaming Wish I didn't back the Bush because this tweet would have been interpreted way different and could have given the world hope in these dark times
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@BaseballQuotes1 Lived a couple blocks away during the WS run. Was always fun hearing the roar of the crowd seconds before the action happened on tv. We used to try to guess the outcome based on the volume and length of the cheers
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@PFTCommenter @AdamSchefter @neiltyson Won't the ball just fall into outer space since they are upside down?
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@AdamSchefter Something to keep a eye on per @neiltyson is that every punt will spin in the opposite direction south of the equator
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Double double, with mustard fried, chopped peppers, pickles, whole grilled onion, tomato slice, and mustard, extra toasted. Fries well done. With a strawberry shake. Grab some extra peppers from the station just for fun. Thank me later
🌸𝓐𝓾𝓭𝓻𝓮𝔂🌸@baker_girlie
🤫 This is the secret menu for all you Easterners just now getting an In-N-Out Burger in your area. These are menu items you'll never see on the menu. You are very welcome, from a born and raised Californian who has recently transplanted to South Carolina. I can't wait for a Double Double Animal Style. I miss In-N-Out! @innoutburger
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@keatonhorrocks1 Pretty sure @RonnyDoitche could beat this guy
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matt weston greatest man on the earth. 3 john smiths 28.82 seconds. beat that. #bwfc #worldrecord
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@OhioTate Making full use of the company amenities, gotta respect the guy. Ice cream, work out, massage chair, movie, drink beer. Rinse and repeat. Doitche is the smartest employee there is.
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@BigSeanQ_ If history taught me anything it's Tennessee until it gets down to 11 vs 2
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@hannahcmontoya What about through a Twitter comment? Sup gurl, I'm Albert
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I’ve been staring at this meme for 30 minutes and can’t decide if using Titus’s name for Barstool After Dark was a troll or a mistake
Ryder Analytics@RyderAnalytics
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@Philly_Mays @Zaccornelius_ I've never thought about frying an uncrustable but I think I need to do it for science
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Did not think I would kick that ball so well. Was not trying to hit @luke3342 whoops. Sorry. Dinner on me.
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@John_Fanta @HurleyMania Worlds first in-person Fanta Slam
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@HurleyMania Please see me in section 2 behind the home team basket immediately.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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I am specifically eating meat tonight at MSG #HeathenProgram
Ryan Cassidy@ryancassidycbb
One of my favorite Big East traditions Fried fish Fridays served at MSG for Media "This Conference was built on meatballs, prayer and hoops" - John Fanta
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Gonna need a clip reel of every Fins Up call from @Philly_Mays this tourney @VivaLaStool . I can't stop laughing at the one during the bosco kerfuffle yesterday
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@AWLStatsGuy @PardonMyTake Ask Grok is currently available to Premium and Premium+ subscribers only. Subscribe to unlock this feature: x.com/i/premium_sign…
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@VivaLaStool @kbnoswag @stoolgambling @barstoolsports @Return_Of_RB @Jerrythekid21 @nickturani @WayneJetskiii @BarstoolYak Herb Brooks of the modern age. This will be used in a championship video within the next 5 years
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.@kbnoswag really opened up today on House Call
Viva La Stool@VivaLaStool
Can’t wait to see Jerry and Bosco as milkmen in Everybody Loves Chris
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@StooliesClub @talia_baia Are you talking about schmyellwhitange? The perfect combination of yellow, white, and orange?
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