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Albert Dweeberflus

@AWLStatsGuy

Birds were invented by the CIA. We are all in a simulation of neurochemical and electrical interactions contained within a squishy mass of goo

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Albert Dweeberflus
Albert Dweeberflus@AWLStatsGuy·
@hannahcmontoya @tBushGaming Wish I didn't back the Bush because this tweet would have been interpreted way different and could have given the world hope in these dark times
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MikeyBets
MikeyBets@RealMikeyBets·
Glasses broke
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Albert Dweeberflus@AWLStatsGuy·
@BaseballQuotes1 Lived a couple blocks away during the WS run. Was always fun hearing the roar of the crowd seconds before the action happened on tv. We used to try to guess the outcome based on the volume and length of the cheers
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Baseball Quotes@BaseballQuotes1·
there's something so beautiful about a ballpark being in the middle of a neighborhood Wrigley Field is the absolute best
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Adam Schefter
Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter·
The 49ers and Rams will play Thursday, Sept. 10 at 5:35 p.m. PT at the Melbourne Cricket Ground in Australia. Due to the 17-hour time difference, the 49ers and Rams will take the field Friday at 10:35 a.m. (AEST) in Melbourne, with the game airing Thursday evening in the United States.
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Albert Dweeberflus
Albert Dweeberflus@AWLStatsGuy·
Double double, with mustard fried, chopped peppers, pickles, whole grilled onion, tomato slice, and mustard, extra toasted. Fries well done. With a strawberry shake. Grab some extra peppers from the station just for fun. Thank me later
🌸𝓐𝓾𝓭𝓻𝓮𝔂🌸@baker_girlie

🤫 This is the secret menu for all you Easterners just now getting an In-N-Out Burger in your area. These are menu items you'll never see on the menu. You are very welcome, from a born and raised Californian who has recently transplanted to South Carolina. I can't wait for a Double Double Animal Style. I miss In-N-Out! @innoutburger

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Keaton
Keaton@keatonhorrocks1·
matt weston greatest man on the earth. 3 john smiths 28.82 seconds. beat that. #bwfc #worldrecord
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Albert Dweeberflus@AWLStatsGuy·
@OhioTate Making full use of the company amenities, gotta respect the guy. Ice cream, work out, massage chair, movie, drink beer. Rinse and repeat. Doitche is the smartest employee there is.
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Ohio’s Tate
Ohio’s Tate@OhioTate·
It’s 12:30 in the morning here in Chicago. We just finished recording Mostly Hoops. I went to grab my bag in what I figured was an empty office. Nope. Doitche was in the massage chair watching a movie by himself in the Gambling Cave after drinking 16 beers from his bracket.
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Quigs@BigSeanQ_·
Who wins this?
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hannah montoya
hannah montoya@hannahcmontoya·
decided it actually is in the cards for me to meet my future husband at the club or local dive bar
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Liam Blutman
Liam Blutman@Blutman27·
Did not think I would kick that ball so well. Was not trying to hit @luke3342 whoops. Sorry. Dinner on me.
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Liam Blutman@Blutman27·
Tone Setter
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John Fanta
John Fanta@John_Fanta·
@HurleyMania Please see me in section 2 behind the home team basket immediately. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Albert Dweeberflus
Albert Dweeberflus@AWLStatsGuy·
Gonna need a clip reel of every Fins Up call from @Philly_Mays this tourney @VivaLaStool . I can't stop laughing at the one during the bosco kerfuffle yesterday
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Pardon My Take
Pardon My Take@PardonMyTake·
Who wins in a football game little Hank vs Gnome PFT?
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Talia Baia
Talia Baia@taliaontv·
Honestly can’t even hate on PMT anymore. The fact they got my own guys friends listening to their 2.5-hour yap fest on a random Monday afternoon during primetime work hours is kinda impressive
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