A Wild Billy Appears

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Just what the actual fuck

Do yourself a favor and don't buy the @CrumblCookies Toffee Cake.

@DnDBeyond Derailed by scheduling conflicts.

✨ Summarize your D&D campaign in one sentence! ✨

This and “That’s fantastic” will be burned in my brain forever.

Let the All-day Birthday Boardgame Bash™ commence!

@RayGesualdo If this were a novelization of my life, the next line would be: "And pay he did."

Just got done with a delicious dinner and my eyes are like "Dude, there's still so much food left. You should eat...ALL OF IT!" The rest of my body is like "Bro, if you eat any more, we _will_ make you pay."

@MTBlack2567 Willpower Knowledge Vigor

What are the attributes for your new RPG? Must use your initials. Might Thought Brawn

@ZackVanNus @NickAdamsinUSA

@NickAdamsinUSA Let this poor man have a mouth full of men. It's all he wants.

I am DONE with M&M's! Not one M&M will pass my lips until Mars issues a formal apology and releases an all-male package of M&M's to demonstrate their commitment to gender equality. These female M&M's are a slap in the face to men everywhere. We MUST band together and boycott!

Canceled my annual Master Tier subscription that renews in 3 days. #OpenDnD #StopTheSub #OpenRPG

@RayGesualdo @ladyleet Yes! But make sure you buy all the tissues ahead of time for the tears festival. I was not prepared.

@ladyleet Klaus is fantastic and beautifully animated.

I need a good list of holiday movies that are maybe newer and not the obvious ones ie A Christmas Story, Santa Clause, etc. There are just too many holiday romance Hallmark movies to sift through (not that I hate a solid Hallmark movie) 😂

Me, drinking whiskey and describing random aspects of Christianity to my wife: "and after 40 days, Jesus yeeted himself to heaven"

@PTH_Official "Concealed" + roll again. Umbrella sword, hidden dagger, collapsing pole, etc (and please tell me what you come up with for "concealed great axe")

I’m making some tables for randomized weapon creation. I need 1 more category of weapon that will have 6 choices in it. Right now I have: 1) Melee 2) Ranged 3) Pole 4) Great (2H weapons) 5) Exotic (strange weapons that don’t fit into these) 6) ??? What should that 6th one be?

@RayGesualdo Also to be fair, numbers 2 and 3 are basically *only* acceptable when performed by the muppets.

Although, to be fair, Tim Curry and Michael Caine in those first two were absolutley amazing :chefkiss:

Everything is better when done by the Muppets and nothing you say will convince me otherwise. Cases in point: - Muppet Treasure Island - Muppet Christmas Carol - The Muppets singing "12 Days of Christmas"

@LeviPsmiley I'm ready for the Jericho, where the offense just marches around for seven days.

@ZackVanNus @Jordevant Need someone to play some pads and randomly say "yes, Father God" during the invitational? I'm in for a cut of that megachurch money.

@Jordevant You bring us a fair point. I wouldn’t want to get too in the weeds, keep it light, feel good and never challenge anyone to question me. I need an executive pastor, you’re hired!

I am going to pivot to preaching. I would be the head of a mega church in no time.

@TaylorAnnNx Trees are extremely villainous. Just ask @gentristar

Me: I have a hardware issue. PC support: *47 steps later* you're right! We'll fix it. Support: We updated your drivers! We're great. Me: it's not better. Support: let's try reinstalling Windows 3 more times. Me: still broken. Support: have you tried reinstalling Windows? Me: ...

@nathanielwall @Sir_SmoothBrain Mustangches?

@Sir_SmoothBrain Horstaches?

Horses can have mustaches

@Jim_Jordan Guess I'm a fake American. Hooray!

Real America is furious that Joe Biden “forgave” student loans for a select group of elites and made those who didn’t take out loans pay for it! #LaborDay