🕷️Spider-Noir⚫️

@CH40SCR3470R Might be my fault not gonna lie

" Okay, so there's some weird alien people talking some crap about how they're invin-, I mean, undefeatable or something along those lines. I just want to say that as long as you leave my world alone, I won't eradicate your species. Just want you all to understand that. "

@CrimsonxScar // Alright, good night.

Goodnight

@CrimsonxScar @karpsfndmescary // how is this adorable little pigeon the first gif you sent?

@AXAPHONE0 @karpsfndmescary // its similar and looks like this

Where are they

@CrimsonxScar @karpsfndmescary // this thing exists in project moon? Now I’m invested

@AXAPHONE0 @karpsfndmescary // I meant the project moon fans

"Hello citizens, I am Spider-Man Noir, your favorite hard-boil vigilante detective, made this account to investigate cases more effectively with your help. if you got any questions go to my StrawPage: spider-detective.straw.page. And my DM's are open if you want to interact/roleplay"

@CookieFan39662 // I am finding so many of these recently, and problem is their all different characters, how the heck would this work with Noir? But I am willing to try.

//do any parodies wanna do a priv or regular interaction? Bored at the moment and I want first milk cookie to meet new people!!

@ObscureUmbr4 “Hands off Cookie.”

I will touch you

“I mean, I have seen other spider-people, ain’t the first time.”

@ObscureUmbr4 Both? Or all?

I just had the greatest idea YOU 🫵 the one who is reading this What gender or sex or whatever do you think ME, Obscure Umbra Cookie, I'm attracted to?

@Br4dleyThan1y3l // I’m fine with our muses interacting, don’t know about ship though, maybe not, it probably wouldn’t make sense.

// posting this before I do anything else atm :3

@ArAcHnId_834K “Oh yeah thats popsicle spider-man, he recently joined the spider society just don’t put him in the sun”

/Who’s -Man is this? Why is he a Spider? And why is he a popsicle?

@MoonwalkinMJ Aight

C'mon, now, (READER)! Night's still young, ain't it? Show me some of your moves!

@H3LLS_PAWN “Well it’s worth a try, and if I die, please take care of my 1933 Dodge DP6 Four-Door Sedan.”

@AXAPHONE0 I... Don't know about that... I think the people We're fighting are a little... out of your strength category...

*Spawn was training against demons to prepare for his next fight* What is it reader?... I'm doing something...

@H3LLS_PAWN “Wouldn’t mind joining the war though, I think the New-York police can handle things while I’m gone.”

@AXAPHONE0 Sorry Noir... I got a war i need to fight...

@H3LLS_PAWN “Alright then, take care.”

@CrimsonxScar Yup. [thumbs up]

@AXAPHONE0 Alright. [ she puts her gun on the floor and does a backflip ] Happy ?

// just no nsfw please

@H3LLS_PAWN “Not even a murder one?”

@AXAPHONE0 I have no time to be snooping in Alleys anymore...

@SpearsAndFists “Quite good, no bad cases or any at all today, got to enjoy a nice home made Egg Cream”

How we doing?